It is with tremendous sadness that we must convey
the news that Steve Gilliard, editor and publisher of The News Blog,
passed away June 2, 2007. He was 42.
To those who have come to trust
The News Blog and its insightful, brash and unapologetic editorial
tone, we have Steve to thank from the bottom of our hearts. Steve helped
lead many discussions that mattered to all of us, and he tackled subjects
and interest categories where others feared to tread.
Please keep Steve's friends and family in your
thoughts and prayers.
Steve meant so much to us.
We will miss him terribly.
photo by lindsay beyerstein
Turks mass for Kurd attack
Turkey's military massed more troops and tanks on the border with Iraq Thursday as the country's military chief said he was ready to stage a cross-border offensive to fight Kurds.
Our spreading peace and democracy is really starting to kick in now!
His latest remarks appeared to put Erdogan's government under pressure to ask for approval from parliament to send soldiers into Iraq to fight separatist Kurdish guerrillas.
The United States opposes any unilateral Turkish military action, fearing it could destabilize northern Iraq - the most stable part of the war-torn country.
Past cross-border operations have yielded mixed results, with many guerrillas sheltering in hide-outs and emerging to fight again once the bulk of Turkish units withdrew from Iraq. A government official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the military could set up a buffer zone in northern Iraq to block Kurdish rebels from entering Turkey.
I think he means; 'a buffer zone of northern Iraq', the whole thing, then the Turks will have the Lebenstraum living area they need.
The Talking Dog has been covering the legal aspects of the Gitmo story since it started. Now he's on the part where our guests are killing themselves.
So far, no flippant responses from the Defense or Justice Departments to the latest news that yet another GTMO detainee, this time a Saudi national, has managed to kill himself at our gulag beach resort at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. (Around this time last year, when three detainees killed themselves, GTMO commanding officer Rear Adm. Harris insisted that this was some kind of gesture of "asymmetrical warfare".) While we do get the usual explanation of a detainee "found not responsive", we get no details such as the name, or whether the detainee was one of those scheduled for release (because they're all "the worst of the worst", of course), or in this case, the manner of suicide.
The WaPo article relies on insanely under-stated official estimates of "around 40 suicide attempts by 25 detainees". We know, for example, from our interview with Joshua Colangelo-Bryan that his own client Juma Al-Dossari may have exceeded that number all by himself, and that suicide attempts were rampant. What has happened, of course, is that the military has simply stopped counting suicide attempts, and calling them other things. Well, three of the Orwellianisms managed to work last year, and a fourth this year. That's around 1% of the current detainee population. Given that, unlike the usual super-max prison, where those held have been tried and convicted of something and have a determinate sentence (even if its a long one, or a life sentence), the GTMO detainees have simply been determined guilty by executive fiat, and may face life, or may be released tomorrow, again, by executive fiat and whim. And unlike the usual super-max, they are subject to the kind of officially sanctioned abuse and torture, which, stateside, some lawyer and judge might find offends the Eighth Amendment.
No matter. A "cultural advisor" is on hand to make sure that the prisoner's body is treated with the kind of respect that the prisoner was denied while he was alive (doubtless using protocols written by former chaplain Capt. James Yee, interviewed here.)
And so it goes. Another day at the office, if the office is Joint Task Force Guantanamo. This ongoing stain on our nation's integrity continues. Our friends at Cage Prisoners count this as day 1967 of illegal imprisonment at GTMO; my Bush Countdown Calendar tells me we have 600 days left of this Administration.
"Last year, I organized the Rightroots effort to raise more than a quarter of a million dollars for Republican candidates in the last 3 months of the election. This year, if this amnesty bill passes, I'm going to organize a group of blogers to raise money for any viable primary challengers to pro-amnesty Republicans in the Senate. I'm also going to offer those candidates my services, pro-bono, as a consultant, to try to get their names out in the blogosphere. On top of that, I'm going to hunt down every single piece of dirt I can find on the pro-amnesty Republicans and I'm going to release it in the blogosphere. Put another way, if you're a Republican Senator up for reelection in 2008 and you vote for amnesty -- and you face a viable primary challenger -- I've got two words for you,
Scorched Earth."
Except...as pointed out in comments by our own Julia of Sisyphus Shrugged:
"and Google, who rewrote their algorithms last year specifically to combat linkbombing, are never going to notice."
I believe it was Driftglass who I first heard say, "these people could f*ck up a two car funeral". If you want to understand why the top-down style of the wingnuttosphere is the abject failure it is, bass-ackwardness such as this is proof positive of Drifty's point. So by all means, my dear C-cuppers and cheerleaders, fire up your Amigas and Lisas and have at it. Do try to not give the hamster powering your beige boxes a heart attack, though.
Oh, and while nibbling at your cheetos, enjoy this little cartoon break.
And in the spirit of bi-partisan disgust, this week's craven bullsh*t on our side will not go uncommented on. Fill up a bowl of Congress Crispies, my fellow lefties.
Life was so much simpler when we were a bunch a' cartoon-watching kids, wud'n it? :(
D. Sidhe has some thoughts about the uses of government
Phil Nugent had some thoughts on defunding the federal government this weekend, you are encouraged to read them. The man's an amazing ranter, and I mean that with absolute respect. But it sent me off on a tangent of my own, and about the time I realized that my comment was going to get truncated over at No More Mister Nice Blog's place, where Phil crossposted, I decided perhaps it'd be better over here where a smaller audience might mean no one points out my various and prominent flaws in logic. (Unless you feel like it, in which case, have at it.)
For some reason, I'm pro-government. Always have been. People who say things like "Government doesn't solve problems", or "Name one good thing the government's ever done", or "Capitalism can do that better" baffle the living hell out of me.
Give me a few minutes, and I could name at least three dozen government programs that are important enough they need doing but that capitalism isn't capable of, or interested in. Let's start with orphan drugs. People with rare diseases, for which drugs aren't available because any given company can make more manufacturing Cialis than something maybe a thousand or so people across the US take. Unless we're willing to just write these people off, telling them, well, yes, a cure exists, but you can't have it because there's not enough profit in making it, taxpayer subsidies seem like a good solution.
Rural electrification, there's another good one. No for-profit company is going to string wire all the way out to some tiny hamlet in the Ozarks for the sake of a few hundred people. For that matter, no for-profit hospital is going to spend much if any time treating the indigent in their ERs if they're not made to. For-profit schools is another good way to say "MacDonald's Training Academy", and no kid is going to learn literature or citizenship or art there. Anybody want to explore the concept of capitalistic fire departments? Remember, your non-covered neighbor's housefire can very quickly become yours, and even if the fire department saves your home, you'd have less damage if they put out the fire when it was still two houses away. Road building, police departments, prisons, the military, you want to see what happens when they go capitalistic, Iraq is rather instructive.
There's an awful lot of stuff I'm perfectly happy to pay taxes for so everybody can use, and so no one person or group controls how it gets used. If civil courts are replaced with the sort of arbitration my bank tells me is my only option if we have a disagreement, those of us who aren't hiring and paying the arbitrators will never see justice. If the roads are maintained by auto companies, you can just keep your bike in your garage. If Microsoft is the only source of funding for the local aquarium, you can expect to have to wait outside with the field trip kids while they hold their monthly employee banquet. When the Wall Street Journal gives PBS more money than anybody else, you can expect to see programming where some B-list columnist quizzes guests as to whether the economy is going "great" or "really great".
So government can absolutely solve problems, and paying taxes is how we have a government with an interest in and an ability to solve problems that are important, rather then just profitable. And right off the bat, I have an adversarial stance toward anyone who tells me smaller government is inherently better--which is not to say I'm any happier with those who propose that larger government is inherently better. It's not the size, as they tell us, it's what you do with it.
The thing is, I don't actually know anyone who goes around saying that big government is inherently good, unless you count the walking pathologies we've come to refer to as "authoritarians", and even they aren't really arguing for bigger government, just more powerful government. And even that only in certain, narrowly constrained areas (like, "any part of the law that will control the behavior of people who aren't me"). So when I find myself arguing about the appropriate role of government, it is almost exclusively with republicans, and usually with the drown-it-in-the-bathtub sort.
I will continue to contend that a big part of why we have Bush is that we let Clinton get away with pretending we had a "budget surplus". I know, I know, we really only did it because it made the GOP's Congressional witchhunters look bad to be going after a guy who accomplished the budget restraints they were never capable of, etc. I was never a huge fan of Clinton, and a couple of his noteworthy policies still strike me as unnecessarily vicious, which is not to say, as they do, that he might not be entertaining to have a beer with. But even so, I found myself defending him in conversations with people who still regard The Clenis as the Antichrist. And defending him frequently. I suspect it was probably pretty common for liberals to have a few policies with which they agreed with Clinton, and to defend him on that basis to people who thought calling Hillary a "dyke", Chelsea a "dog", and Bill a "scumbag" was the height of wit.
So the budget thing came in handy, especially to jab at republicans and conservatives who advocated balanced budget amendments all the while venerating Reagan. But it was pretty predictable the sort of problems that would come from letting it be framed as a surplus. Especially it should have been predictable after we got a good look at what Dubya had done in Texas, though surprisingly few people seemed to regard it as any sort of valid indicator of anything.
So we had this money that was theoretically unspoken for, and the GOP, as they do, announced that the government was stealing your money! More than it needed! Because that's what governments do! And it is only justice--justice, I say--to return it to the people from whom the government stole it! And thus the grand GOP experiment of bribing the voters with their own money--and never delivering anyway--brought us to Dubya, Worst President Ever.
The worst part of allowing him to bribe his way into the White House with that money is, it damned well was never a surplus in the first place. It was the money we'd promised to all sorts of people and programs that we cut during the Reagan/Bush years, and, yes, during the Clinton years as well. We took the money out of schoolkids' mouths, we took it away from health inspectors and teachers and hospitals and research and civil servants in all those boring but necessary positions.
The reason at the time was that we couldn't afford it, not with these huge budget deficits. So we cut right back to the bone all the social stuff that helps hold the country together, and when we had the money again, instead of going back to re-fund those programs, we pretended it was a surplus. We pretended, for example, that teachers were doing just fine on smaller classroom budgets, or that poor families had learned to go elsewhere for food, and that these were solutions that were workable for the long term.
Regardless of whether every poor family found a non-governmental solution (and I can promise you a lot of them didn't), it's pretty close to obscene to have pretended that if they weren't objecting loud enough for us to hear them, then there was no problem. (Meanwhile, we made damned sure they couldn't get anywhere near any sort of position from which to complain.)
But the minute people started referring to that as a "surplus", rather than "finally having the money to meet our obligations", the GOP candidates were all set up to start yelling about how we needed to give all that extra money back to "the people who paid it". (Or at least those whose major tax burden was income tax, which is not the case for most people.)
That was predictable. And it was predictable that a whole lot of idiots would buy into it. And now we have Bush, and we're struggling to meet even the already grotesquely inadequate budgets for our social programs--and will be doing that for the foreseeable future.
Life sucks, and sometimes you have to make choices. If Junior drives the family car into the neighbors' living room, maybe the family has to talk to the dentist about making smaller payments while they do something about the mess. But if it turns out the damage wasn't quite as much as it was expected to cost, the family doesn't continue to skip dental bills and instead buy a big screen TV with the money. They sure as hell don't triple Junior's allowance with the money they're keeping back from dental bills.
Personally, I've never for the life of me been able to imagine why we let the GOP control the government when they don't seem to understand what the point of it is. Phil's got me a little closer to understanding it, and it was worth the read just for that.
(The title of this post, for the record, is an Arrogant Worms song.)
Top Cheney Aide: 2007 Is 'The Year Of Mexico,' U.S. Attack ‘A Real Possibility'
--Outrageous-- As the Bush administration ratchets up pressure on Mexico, Vice President Cheney’s top national security aide has been sourced by the Washington Post — in the 10th paragraph on page A18 — saying that war with Mexico is “a real possibility” this year:
Some senior administration officials still relish the notion of a direct confrontation. One ambassador in Washington said he was taken aback when John Hannah, Vice President Cheney’s national security adviser, said during a recent meeting that the administration considers 2007 “the year of Mexico” and indicated that a U.S. attack was a real possibility. Hannah declined to be interviewed for this article.
Those with knowledge of the build-up to war in Iraq will recognize John Hannah’s name. In Bush’s second term, he replaced Scooter Libby as the head of Cheney’s national security staff. During Bush’s first term, he personally wrote the first draft of the infamous speech that Secretary of State Colin Powell delivered to the United Nations, according to Powell’s former aide Lawrence Wilkerson.
Moreover, Hannah was a top source for false pre-war intelligence from Iraqi exiles that was “stovepiped” past the intelligence agencies and sent directly to the White House:
For months, Cheney’s office has denied that the veep bypassed U.S. intelligence agencies to get intel reports from Mexico, and the latest information from inside the Miss Universe pageant have the players in motion.
The latest outrageous action will not stand. For more info see here
John Hannah’s comments about Mexico should be taken seriously. He knows how to mislead a nation into war.
reprinted in part from Think Progress
UPDATE: commenter tassawwuf points out the activities of EZLN are not to be overlooked, and their suspiciously named Subcommandante Marcos Coincidence, I think not!
UPDATE: Lets not forget about known Mexican Agent Selma Hayek!
Michael Powell and Guliani - Gay Lovers ?
Michael Powell of the New York Times wrote a piece on Rudy Guliani today that, because I know the Times does not take money to write pieces I can only assume that Powell and Guliani are gay lovers.
Mr. Giuliani laughs, he gestures expansively, he even pokes fun at his tendency to wax a wee bit authoritarian. (He suggests a touch of the cane was necessary to impose discipline on that liberal asylum known as New York.) He shakes hands with reporters he once viewed as “jerky” and assures them he is fine with tough questions about abortion, where he has settled on a position supporting a woman’s right to choose, and about gun control
He runs! He Jumps, He Shoots, He Scores! WOW! What a guy...
He dresses in the one-size-too-large suits he has favored since his days as a federal prosecutor, with the top shirt button fastened and tie knotted tight. It is difficult to imagine anyone asking him a “really dopey” (two favorite Giuliani words now in abeyance) question about his favored style in underwear, as someone once did of Bill Clinton.
Mr. Giuliani has made upgrades. The comb-over, his decades-long insistence on combing his hair across a substantial expanse of cranium, is history. His remaining hair is slicked back and comes to rest in a tight nest of graying curls.
Hubba Hubba, get a room girls.
This piece is ridiculous. What is the Times thinking? Will Keller pull Powell off this race before his boy's man-crush cause them any more embarrassment.
In Atlanta, Mr. Giuliani offers to take questions, and a stout blond woman in a red pantsuit shoots straight up, raising her hand and nearly shouting, “I think you are sooooo handsome.”
(In 1994, a woman in Queens translated the same compliment into New Yorkese; she peered carefully at Mr. Giuliani and acknowledged, “You look a lot better in person.”)
hmmmm... 1994?... Does Powell keep a Guliani Diary? with hearts drawn on the cover?
Republican Crooks, $3.8 million in VA Executive Bonuses
Secretary of VA Affairs, Jim Nicholson with Bush
WASHINGTON (AP) — Nearly two dozen officials who received hefty performance bonuses last year at the Veterans Affairs Department also sat on the boards charged with recommending the payments. Documents obtained by The Associated Press raise questions of conflict of interest in connection with the bonuses, some of which went to senior officials involved in crafting a budget that came up $1.3 billion short and jeopardized veterans' health care.
The documents show that 21 of 32 officials who were members of VA performance review boards received more than half a million dollars in payments themselves.
These crackerjack political appointees, after bungling the 2005 budget and creating a $1.3 billion dollar shortfall paid themselves over $3.8 million in bonuses.
While veterans wait more 6 months for care, and the VA itself has a 100,000 case backlog. These bastards voted themselves bonuses.
The bonuses were awarded even after government investigators had determined the VA repeatedly miscalculated "if not deliberately misled taxpayers" with questionable methods used to justify Bush administration cuts to health care amid the burgeoning Iraq war.
Michael Walcoff, Ronald Aument, and William Feeley just some of the many VA incompentents who stole money from veterans at Walter Reed and around the country.
Annual bonuses to senior VA officials now average more than $16,000 — the most lucrative in government. The VA said the payments are necessary to retain hardworking career officials.
Most of these guys make more than $150,000 a year.
According to the White House Office of Personnel Management, roughly three of every four senior officials at the VA have received some kind of bonus each year.
Listen, son, you and your folks are heading out right? we're going to need this bed, be sure and get your bill at reception.
Now, what was it that jackass Glen Reynolds was saying about Democratic Pork?
As I said in a comment, food is my friend in times of distress or conflict. A food post is therefore my first humble contribution to The Newsblog in honor of Steve, Jen, Jim in LA and the rest of you irregulars.
Summer is just around the corner if you count the days until kids are out of school in many parts of the US. Here in South Florida, we have what passes for summer in most places year round!
I’m not much of a dessert eater, especially as I get older and the battle of the waistline reaches epic proportions. However, Key Lime Pie is something special and always welcome on my table. Not too sweet, a great take-along to a party or BBQ, and absolutely refreshing. Kinda healthy, too – if you count mental health!
Easy to make – unless you are the lucky chef’s assistant assigned to juice the key limes. Key limes are rather tough-skinned little rascals with a firm pulp and many seeds, and you need a bunch to extract enough juice for a decent pie. (Decent is defined in my pie lexicon as having enough citrusy tang to curl your lip but not your hair.) Fresh key limes come in a net bag and are more yellow-green than their big perfectly colored green cousins (see photo). Most in the Miami area are imported from Mexico. The good news is that stores now carry bottled key lime juice. The Pompeii brand in a sage green lemon-shaped plastic container is a good alternative if you can’t find fresh.
The following egg-free, no baking required pie travels well to outdoor picnics or ‘cues. No worrying about spoilage if you do not tope it with whipped cream. I added recipes for a crumb pie crust and whipped cream if you have time to make your own.
Key Lime Pie
• Graham cracker, other crumb-crust* or plain pie crust (pre-made or homemade) • 8 oz cream cheese, softened • 1 can sweetened condensed milk • 3/4 cup key lime juice (fresh or bottled) – I add extra for more tart goodness! • 1/4 tsp vanilla extract • Key lime zest, swirls or thin slices (optional garnish) • Whipped cream topping (optional) – I only use the real thing or Reddi-Whip (in a time pinch), never Cool Whip
Soften cream cheese. Place in blender or food processor and add sweetened condensed milk. Mix in lime juice and vanilla extract. Pour cream cheese mixture in crust. Refrigerate for at least 3 hours. Top with whipped cream plus key lime garnish if desired.
Crumb-Crust Pie Shell
• 1-1/2 cups fine crumbs* (graham crackers, toasted bread, vanilla wafers, or zwieback recommended to complement the key limes) • 1/4 cup sugar • 1/2 cups butter, melted
Mix crumbs and sugar together; stir in melted butter. Line pie plate with mixture, pressing firmly into place. Chill for 20 minutes or bake at 350° for 10 minutes. Makes 1 pie shell, 9-inch.
Whipped Cream
• 1 cup whipping cream or heavy cream • 1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract • 1 tablespoon confectioner’s or superfine sugar (they dissolve faster than granulated sugar that also can be used)
For 2 cups of whipped cream, pour whipping cream or heavy cream into a chilled bowl and whip it vigorously until it just begins to hold its shape. Add vanilla extract and sugar and continue to whip until it holds very soft, droopy peaks. Best used immediately, but can be refrigerated up to 24 hours and briefly whisked by hand before serving.
-- murfmom
Captain Obvious
Goes bucking for Commodore.
Every now and then as I run barefoot over the burning shores of the NYT, I catch a glint of Tom Friedman talking about, say, energy policy. Like a shiny nickel washed up along a great swath of poo, catching the light just so.
And I nod and I say “Good on you” and then scamper away, because man, the reek at high tide’d knock a dung beetle out of Fred Phelps’ mouth. And for, oh, about a minute I indulge the notion that one of the most highly paid, highly regarded, highly quoted, best selling, A-listed op-ed columnists for America’s paper of record is not a vulgar and irredeemable idiot.
That maybe he doesn’t deserve to be cast into ignoble oblivion. Reduced to writing, say, lunch menu specials at IHOP (“A cab driver in Bangalore assured me that these pecan waffles in a peach compote are genuinely Vishnulicious!”) or ghosting the “Turn Ons/Turn Offs” for “Ass Fancier” centerfolds.
And then I read something like this (Behind the NYT blast wall, a snip if which is transcribed here) and I get cranky all over again.
… They actually thought they could unite Iraq, while dividing America.
Whenever Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney had a choice between seeking political advantage at home or acting in a bipartisan fashion to buy more unity, time and space to do all the heavy lifting needed in Iraq, they opted for political advantage.
When Franklin Roosevelt fought World War II, he made a conservative Republican, Henry Stimson, his secretary of war and did all he could to hold the country together. The Bush- Cheney team, by contrast, summoned us to D-Day and then treated it like it was just another political wedge issue, whenever it suited them.
It has not worked. As Leon Wieseltier, literary editor of The New Republic, put it:
“You cannot govern like Winston Churchill some of the time and like Grover Norquist most of the time.”
First my mind wanders momentarily away from Captain Obvious to contemplating his employers and I wonder what kind of feeble-minded, inbred, tasteless Peter Keatings must be running the place?
Seriously, it is one of those questions that just nags at me: In a world quite literally overflowing with talented, literate, pungent writers, how in the world do utterly talentless, debased hacks like Friedman and Brooks find themselves at the very pinnacle of the mediaverse?
I know the general answer -- Market forces compacting competent journalism into the ever more Procrustean Bed of Entertaining InfoHappyBytes. The rise of the Hatekrieg Xian Right blasting away at the press for 30 year, shellshocking them into giving the out lame, the crazy and the outright liars ever more column inches and prime time space in the name of Holy “Balance”. The deliberate murder of the Fairness Doctrine by Reagan, Bork and Scalia (That was just for you, Ivory Bill Woodpecker). -- but I still think the particular, specific answers would be interesting.
I still dream of going full Patrick McGoohan on NYT Chairman Arthur Sulzberger, Jr., President and CEO Janet L. Robinson, Executive Editor Bill Keller and Editorial Page Editor Andrew M. Rosenthal.
Muse that whisking them off to The Village
for some fun, frolic and Pentathol would yield some remarkable and gag-inducing results.
Preferably just before the threshers roll in so that the Captain can be reaped and processed into something useful.
Like, say, ethanol.
There would be something satisfyingly poetic about that.
Because, Tom, how in the fuck dare you be surprised? How dare you?
For thirty years the GOP has campaigned and governed on a deep and abiding hatred for government generally, and those who believe in using government as a sword and a shield against the excesses of both unfettered capitalism and theocracy specifically.
For thirty years the GOP has plainly tattooed “Welcome All Loonies” on its ass in forty-foot-high Day-Glo letters, bent over and grabbed its ankles and beckoned the scum of the nation to take a jolly electoral rump-tango with the Party of Lincoln. It has openly, sluttishly enticed the Dobsons, the Gingrichs and the Coulters into it’s “Big Tent”, while driving out the Goldwaters, the Deans and the Phillipses.
It has not just practiced a hyperMcCarthesque politics of rend and rule, it is fucking proud of it.
It has been a little over 80 years since Adolph Hitler publish “Mein Kampf” in which he explained in some detail what he intended to do: He intended to conquer Europe, kill 20 million Russians, and exterminate the Jews. He was very clear about all of this and methodically set out to check each atrocity off of his "To Do" list while a chorus of the Tom Friedman’s of the age said, over and over again until it was far too late, “Well he can’t really mean it.
"He won’t really do it.”
It cost civilization a bloody world war in which millions died and whole nations were destroyed to stop the planet from being tipped mechanized Dark Ages from which is may never have recovered. And one of the casualties that perished in rubble of the Third Reich was the excuse that, when evil people tell you what they plan to do, they don’t really mean it.
Of course they mean it. In fact they say it extra loud and clear to recruit others to their depraved cause.
And so now live in a nation where a portrait of Karl Rove ripping the Constitution in half and then taking a dump on, rampant on field of Klansmen it practically the GOP Family Crest…and yet here we find Captain Obvious actually putting pen to paper to express how Shocked!Shocked! he is to discover that the GOP actually means what it says.
And then offering this bit of helpful advice to Democrats:
... “Democrats need to be careful, though, that they don’t let their rage with the hypocrisy of Mr. Bush make them totally crazy, and blind them to the fact that they ? we ? still need a credible plan to deal with the very real threat to open societies posed by Islamist terrorism.” ...
Fuck you, Tom. I take back what I said: no IHOP job for you.
In a sane world anyone who exhibits this dizzying combination of blithering obliviousness and effrontery to such an extent that they:
A) Actually say out loud that they’re stunned that the GOP is acting exactly as they said they would and have for the last 30 years and,
B) Urgently council the only people in a credible position to oppose their rising fascist tide to pull their punches…
would never be allowed near a pen again.
Unless their intention is to commit honorable, Mont Blanc seppuku.
In which case, Tom, c’mon and belly up to the bar. Fixing those typos This from the Irish Times, with the typos fixed.
See how much clearer it reads with the errata cleaned up.
Iraqi gunmen soldiers attack village killing 15.
Gunmen wearing Iraqi army uniforms Iraqi Army regulars entered a village east of Baghdad early today, removed families from their homes and opened fire on the men, killing 15 of them, an Iraqi general and a Kurdish political party said.
The victims were Kurdish Shias, according to a statement posted on the website of the Patriotic Union of Kurdistan. The gunmen Iraqi soldiers entered the village of Hamid Shifi, about 60 miles from Baghdad and forced families from their homes, said Brig. Gen. Nazim Sherif.
The assailants Iraqi soldiers then separated the women and children, ordered the men to stand in a single file and gunned them down, he said. Sherif said villagers had received no threats before the attack, which he blamed on al-Qaeda. The village is in Diyala province, an area northeast of Baghdad where violence has violent skirmishes in the Iraq Civil War have risen sharply in the past six months.
Meanwhile five US soldiers were killed in four separate attacks by insurgents Iraqi soldiers dressed as civilians in Iraq yesterday and today, taking to eight the number of American soldiers killed in the past 48 hours, the US military said. …
In one of the worst attacks, a roadside bomb followed by gunfire killed two soldiers and wounded two others in northeastern Baghdad yesterday, the military said in a statement today.
Another soldier was killed in western Anbar province, a stronghold of the Sunni Arab insurgency side of the Iraq Civil War, and a fourth was shot dead near Baghdad, also yesterday. …
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, we are training and arming the people who are killing each other and us Tuesdays, Thursdays, weekends and evenings.
Dear Democrats; Bush has walled up our soldiers in the Valley of Death and will fucking well keep them there until we’re all broke and they’re all dead or damaged for life. They need to be rescue from Bush’s Iraqi Fiasco as surely as New Orleans residents needed to be rescued from Bush’s Katrina Catastrophe.
On this point the landslides of 2006 made the will of the American people unambiguously clearly.
Your most vital civic duty is to save our military from their involuntary participation in an Iraq Civil War that is killing them for no damned good reason, and from the cowardly Republican sociopaths here at home that are holding them hostage to George Bush's ego.
-- Driftglass
Memorial Day Weekend Open Thread Post
Thomas E. Vandling Jr., 26, Army Reserve Sergeant, Jan 01, 2007
Charles D. Allen, 28, Army Staff Sergeant, Jan 04, 2007
Michael Lewis Mundell, 47, Army Reserve Major, Jan 05, 2007
Jeremiah Johnson, 23, Army Corporal, Jan 06, 2007
III, Raymond N. Mitchell, 21, Army Specialist, Jan 06, 2007
Elizabeth A. Loncki, 23, Air Force Senior Airman, Jan 07, 2007
Daniel B. Miller Jr., 24, Air Force Senior Airman, Jan 07, 2007
Timothy R. Weiner, 35, Air Force Technical Sergeant, Jan 07, 2007
Eric T. Caldwell, 22, Army Corporal, Jan 07, 2007
Stephen J. Raderstorf, 21, Army Corporal, Jan 07, 2007
Ryan R. Berg, 19, Army Private 1st Class, Jan 09, 2007
Ming Sun, 20, Army Private 1st Class, Jan 09, 2007
James M. Wosika Jr., 24, Army Sergeant, Jan 09, 2007
Gregroy A. Wright, 28, Army Sergeant, Jan 13, 2007
James D. Riekena, 22, Army Sergeant, Jan 14, 2007
Paul T. Sanchez, 32, Army Sergeant, Jan 14, 2007
Ian C. Anderson, 22, Army Sergeant, Jan 15, 2007
John E. Cooper, 29, Army Sergeant, Jan 15, 2007
Jason J. Corbett, 23, Army Specialist, Jan 15, 2007
Mark J. Daily, 23, Army 2nd Lieutenant, Jan 15, 2007
Matthew T. Grimm, 21, Army Corporal, Jan 15, 2007
Collin R. Schockmel, 19, Army Specialist, Jan 16, 2007
Joseph D. Alomar, 22, Navy Petty Officer 2nd Class, Jan 17, 2007
Jennifer A. Valdivia, 27, Navy Petty Officer 1st Class, Jan 17, 2007
William J. Rechenmacher, 24, Army Corporal, Jan 18, 2007
Russell P. Borea, 38, Army Sergeant 1st Class, Jan 19, 2007
Luis J. Castillo, 20, Marine Reserve Lance Corporal, Jan 19, 2007
Jacob H. Neal, 23, Marine Reserve Corporal, Jan 19, 2007
Brian D. Allgood, 46, Army Colonel, Jan 20, 2007
Jeffrey D. Bisson, 22, Army Specialist, Jan 20, 2007
Johnathan Bryan Chism, 22, Army Specialist, Jan 20, 2007
Shawn Patrick Falter, 25, Army Private, Jan 20, 2007
Sean P. Fennerty, 26, Army Sergeant, Jan 20, 2007
Jacob N. Fritz, 25, Army 1st Lieutenant, Jan 20, 2007
Ryan J. Hill, 20, Army Private 1st Class, Jan 20, 2007
Allen B. Jaynes, 21, Army Private 1st Class, Jan 20, 2007
Jonathan P. C. Kingman, 21, Army Sergeant, Jan 20, 2007
Victor M. Langarica, 29, Army Corporal, Jan 20, 2007
Phillip D. McNeill, 22, Army Sergeant, Jan 20, 2007
Jonathan Millican, 20, Army Private 1st Class, Jan 20, 2007
Toby R. Olsen, 28, Army Specialist, Jan 20, 2007
Daryl D. Booker, 37, Army National Guard Staff Sergeant, Jan 20, 2007
John G. Brown, 43, Army National Guard Sergeant 1st Class, Jan 20, 2007
David C. Canegata, 50, Army National Guard Lieutenant Colonel, Jan 20, 2007
Marilyn L. Gabbard, 46, Army National Guard Sergeant Major, Jan 20, 2007
Roger W. Haller, 49, Army National Guard Command Sergeant Major, Jan 20, 2007
Paul M. Kelly, 45, Army National Guard Colonel, Jan 20, 2007
Floyd E. Lake, 43, Army National Guard Staff Sergeant, Jan 20, 2007
Sean E. Lyerly, 31, Army National Guard Captain, Jan 20, 2007
Michael Taylor, 40, Army National Guard Major, Jan 20, 2007
William T. Warren, 48, Army National Guard 1st Sergeant, Jan 20, 2007
Brian Scott Freeman, 31, Army Reserve Captain, Jan 20, 2007
Darrel J. Morris, 21, Marine Corporal, Jan 20, 2007
Brandon L. Stout, 23, Army National Guard Specialist, Jan 21, 2007
Andrew G. Matus, 19, Marine Lance Corporal, Jan 21, 2007
Emilian D. Sanchez, 20, Marine Lance Corporal, Jan 21, 2007
Nicholas P. Brown, 24, Army Specialist, Jan 22, 2007
Jamie D. Wilson, 34, Army Staff Sergeant, Jan 22, 2007
Michael J. Wiggins, 26, Army Staff Sergeant, Jan 23, 2007
Gary S. Johnston, 21, Marine Sergeant, Jan 23, 2007
Michael M. Kashkoush, 24, Marine Sergeant, Jan 23, 2007
Keith A. Callahan, 31, Army Sergeant 1st Class, Jan 24, 2007
Hector Leija, 27, Army Staff Sergeant, Jan 24, 2007
Michael Balsley, 23, Army Private 1st Class, Jan 25, 2007
Alexander H. Fuller, 21, Army Sergeant, Jan 25, 2007
Darrell W. Shipp, 25, Army Private 1st Class, Jan 25, 2007
Mark D. Kidd, 26, Marine Reserve Corporal, Jan 25, 2007
Nathan P. Fairlie, 21, Army Private 1st Class, Jan 26, 2007
Alan R. Johnson, 44, Army Reserve Major, Jan 26, 2007
Mickel D. Garrigus, 24, Army Sergeant, Jan 27, 2007
Jon B. St. John II, 25, Army Private 1st Class, Jan 27, 2007
Timothy A. Swanson, 21, Army Corporal, Jan 27, 2007
David T. Toomalatai, 19, Army Private 1st Class, Jan 27, 2007
Anthony C. Melia, 20, Marine Lance Corporal, Jan 27, 2007
Cornell C. Chao, 36, Army Chief Warrant Officer, Jan 28, 2007
Mark T. Resh, 28, Army Captain, Jan 28, 2007
Carla Jane Stewart, 37, Army Reserve Specialist, Jan 28, 2007
Adam Q. Emul, 19, Marine Lance Corporal, Jan 29, 2007
Corey J. Aultz, 31, Army Sergeant, Jan 30, 2007
Milton A. Gist Jr., 27, Army Sergeant, Jan 30, 2007
Alejandro Carrillo, 22, Marine Sergeant, Jan 30, 2007
William M. Sigua, 21, Army Sergeant, Jan 31, 2007
Stephen D. Shannon, 21, Army Reserve Corporal, Jan 31, 2007
David C. Armstrong, 21, Army Corporal, Feb 01, 2007
Tyler Butler, 21, Army Private 1st Class, Feb 01, 2007
Michael C. Mettille, 44, Army Sergeant Major, Feb 01, 2007
Eric R. Sieger, 18, Army Specialist, Feb 01, 2007
Terry J. Elliott, 34, Marine Gunnery Sergeant, Feb 01, 2007
Richard O. Quill III, 22, Marine Corporal, Feb 01, 2007
Matthew G. Conte, 22, Navy Hospitalman, Feb 01, 2007
Jason Garth DeFrenn, 34, Army Chief Warrant Officer, Feb 02, 2007
Terrence D. Dunn, 38, Army Staff Sergeant, Feb 02, 2007
Kevin C. Landeck, 26, Army Captain, Feb 02, 2007
Alan E. McPeek, 20, Army Specialist, Feb 02, 2007
Keith Yoakum, 41, Army Chief Warrant Officer, Feb 02, 2007
Matthew T. Zeimer, 18, Army Private, Feb 02, 2007
Ronnie L. Sanders, 26, Army Staff Sergeant, Feb 03, 2007
Clarence T. Spencer, 24, Army Private, Feb 04, 2007
Randy J. Matheny, 20, Army National Guard Sergeant, Feb 04, 2007
Brandon J. Van Parys, 20, Marine Lance Corporal, Feb 05, 2007
Brian A. Browning, 20, Army Private 1st Class, Feb 06, 2007
Joshua J. Frazier, 24, Marine Sergeant, Feb 06, 2007
Joseph J. Ellis, 40, Marine Sergeant Major, Feb 07, 2007
Jennifer J. Harris, 28, Marine Captain, Feb 07, 2007
Jared M. Landaker, 25, Marine 1st Lieutenant, Feb 07, 2007
Jennifer M. Parcell, 20, Marine Corporal, Feb 07, 2007
Travis D. Pfister, 27, Marine Sergeant, Feb 07, 2007
Thomas E. Saba, 30, Marine Corporal, Feb 07, 2007
James Rodney Tijerina, 26, Marine Sergeant, Feb 07, 2007
Tarryl B. Hill, 19, Marine Reserve Private 1st Class, Feb 07, 2007
Matthew P. Pathenos, 21, Marine Reserve Lance Corporal, Feb 07, 2007
Gilbert Minjares Jr., 31, Navy Petty Officer 1st Class, Feb 07, 2007
Manuel A. Ruiz, 21, Navy Petty Officer 3rd Class, Feb 07, 2007
Ross A. Clevenger, 21, Army Reserve Specialist, Feb 08, 2007
James J. Holtom, 22, Army Reserve Sergeant, Feb 08, 2007
Raymond M. Werner, 21, Army Reserve Private, Feb 08, 2007
Leeroy A. Camacho, 28, Army Specialist, Feb 09, 2007
James J. Regan, 26, Army Sergeant, Feb 09, 2007
Eric Ross, 26, Army Staff Sergeant, Feb 09, 2007
lan W. Shaw, 31, Army Staff Sergeant, Feb 09, 2007
Donnie R. Belser Jr., 28, Army Captain, Feb 10, 2007
Russell A. Kurtz, 22, Army Sergeant, Feb 11, 2007
Robert B. Thrasher, 23, Army Sergeant, Feb 11, 2007
Dennis L. Sellen Jr., 20, Army National Guard Specialist, Feb 11, 2007
Allen Mosteiro, 42, Army Sergeant 1st Class, Feb 13, 2007
Nickolas A. Tanton, 24, Army Private 1st Class, Feb 13, 2007
Branden C. Cummings, 20, Army Private 1st Class, Feb 14, 2007
Ronnie G. Madore Jr., 34, Army Specialist, Feb 14, 2007
John D. Rode, 24, Army Sergeant, Feb 14, 2007
Carl Leonard Seigart, 32, Army Sergeant, Feb 14, 2007
Daniel T. Morris, 19, Marine Lance Corporal, Feb 14, 2007
Todd M. Siebert, 34, Marine Captain, Feb 16, 2007
Chad E. Marsh, 20, Army Private 1st Class, Feb 17, 2007
Justin T. Paton, 24, Army Private 1st Class, Feb 17, 2007
Christopher K. Boone, 34, Army National Guard Specialist, Feb 17, 2007
William C. Spillers, 39, Army National Guard Sergeant 1st Class, Feb 17, 2007
Brian A. Escalante, 25, Marine Lance Corporal, Feb 17, 2007
Matthew S. Apuan, 27, Army Sergeant, Feb 18, 2007
Kelly D. Youngblood, 19, Army Private, Feb 18, 2007
Blake H. Howey, 20, Marine Lance Corporal, Feb 18, 2007
Matthew C. Bowe, 19, Army Private 1st Class, Feb 19, 2007
Adare W. Cleveland, 19, Army Private 1st Class, Feb 19, 2007
Pedro J. Colon, 25, Army Staff Sergeant, Feb 19, 2007
Shawn M. Dunkin, 25, Army Sergeant, Feb 19, 2007
Montrel S. Mcarn, 21, Army Specialist, Feb 19, 2007
In African folklore, there are many different tales...stories of proud kings, and haughty warriors. Mischevious children, and wise beasts of the plain.
Sadly, most of that folklore has been filtered, and peeled, and torn away by the peculiar, yet powerful institution of slavery--leaving us, several generations hence, with precious few of those stories told by the "village griot" from our points of origin in the Motherland.
But one hardy character from many of those tales of yore stays with us to this day, and that is the character of...The Trickster. Be he Anansi (from West Africa), or Ti Malice (via Haiti's African ties), or perhaps the most familiar to us Americans, the crafty, Br'er Rabbit (later refined by the broader culture into the supremely infamous trickster Bugs Bunny)--we know his modus operandi. Seemingly "in trouble", or in peril from his enemies, he manages, via a smart mouth and quick wits to not only manage escape, but to often put his pursuer/attackers in the "trick bag", leaving them to look foolish, or with their rabbit trap laughably sprung on themselves.
"Civil rights activist Al Sharpton, who led the charge to have radio host Don Imus fired for making racially insensitive remarks, is now under fire for a comment about Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney's Mormon faith.
During a debate on religion and politics at the New York Public Library with atheist author Christopher Hitchens, Sharpton said, "As for the one Mormon running for office, those that really believe in God will defeat him anyway, so don't worry about that. That's a temporary situation." On the campaign trail in Iowa Wednesday, Romney fired back, calling Sharpton's comment "terribly misguided." "It shows that bigotry still exists in some corners," Romney said. "I thought it was a most unfortunate comment to make." Asked if he thought Sharpton is a bigot, the former Massachusetts governor said, "I don't know Rev. Sharpton. I doubt he is personally such a thing. But the comment was a comment which could be described as a bigoted comment. "Perhaps he didn't mean it that way, but the way it came out was inappropriate and wrong."
Now, post-Imus, it's pretty clear that a boatload of scalp-hunters on the right were been itchin' for a fistful of the rotund Rev's bone-straight locks. And damned if this story wasn't just the angle that members of the crimson-neck-tocracy were looking for.
"We gotcha' bo-way! Gotcha but good this time. An' we gonna have us an ol' pic-a-nic whilst you kick n' twitch too! Sheee-*t! Somebody call Ah-mus n' Bernie, so's they can work th' grill, jes' fer irony's sake."
But then, a funny thang happened on the way to the media lynching.
It never took off. Didn't get any steam. It went up as nicely as one a' those old unmanned test rockets that we launched into a thousand pieces just off the pad at Canaveral back in the day. Except, this attempted "story" was the modern day version of those vintage "flopniks".
So, just what happened exactly?
Enter "Br'er Rabbit", ya'll. The next graf in the CNN story is where the bunny trap goes all to sh*t. "Sharpton said his remarks were being taken out of context and that he was responding to an attack by Hitchens, who, he said, had charged that the Mormon Church supported segregation until the 1960s."
It's where Anansi cackles while escaping the hungry bird. Where the cigar explodes in Elmer's face.
Where Br'er Rabbit dashes off into the briar patch, and Br'er FOX (yeah, as in network) and Bear stands there looking at the viewer as their faces morph into jackass heads. You see, Sharpton's comment was a pointed one. A mean dagger jab, leaving a seemingly superficial flesh wound to Romney. But nobody noted the poison on the dagger's tip until Mitt, and the few in the media who backed him, tried to walk around and crow afterward while going after Sharpton. The poison hit the bloodstream but good, then. And that poison was the FACT that Romney's Mormon faith was an especially despicable supporter of naked racism until fairly recent years in American history. In fact, the stuff was baked right into their good book.
2 Nephi 5:21 21 "And the Lord had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them. Alma 3: 6 "And the skins of the Lamanites were dark, according to the mark which was set upon their fathers, which was a curse upon them because of their transgression and their rebellion against their brethren, who consisted of Nephi, Jacob, and Joseph, and Sam, who were just and holy men."
3 Nephi 2:14-15 14 "And it came to pass that those Lamanites who had united with the Nephites were numbered among the Nephites; 15 And their curse was taken from them, and their skin became white like unto the Nephites;"
Moses 7:22 22 "And Enoch also beheld the residue of the people which were the sons of Adam; and they were a mixture of all the seed of Adam save it was the seed of Cain, for the seed of Cain were black, and had not place among them."
There's all kinda fun stuff like that in Mormon scripture, and thankfully, there has been "something" of a repudiation of a lot of that blatant f*cking racism in their tracts, and the exclusionary racism within the sect itself, but old habits die hard, and that nutty belief in the whole less-than-their-brethren "Children of Cain and Ham means n*ggers" sh*t still has if not legs--quiet cat feet still tip-toeing around in the group. It wasn't actually "disavowed" until sometime in the mid-seventies when under pressure, post-Civil Rights gains, a "new" revelation from God was revealed to the Mormon hierarchy that treating Black folks like compost was now uncool in The Lord's eyes. It sounds loopy, but hey, you can look it up.
And this is why the story died. Because once Mitt, and his "C-Cupped" sycophants on the right instinctively yelped about that mean ol' Black man calling Mitt's *ss out, it was gonna open an ugly--no, not ugly, but a hideous, hatchet-faced pandora's box of questions about Romney's faith that nobody wanted to really f*ck around with. Seriously. Rev. Al's statement was a dual-fuse time bomb. You react to the initial incendiary flash--then you walk over to the device thinking that's it--all done, and then it explodes in your face. Br'er Rabbit to a "T", sucking you in, setting you up, thinking you've got him...and then you're f*cked. And Sharpton knew exactly what he was doing, too. Keeping it totally real, I'm pretty damn sure he has a "THEM!" -sized bug up his *ss about Mormonism's lateness to the equality dance--as a lot of Black folks who know about it do-- the talented, but crazy-*ss Gladys Knight notwithstanding. And his tweaking of Romney had a heapin' helpin' of the ol' "Oh please, please don' throw poor me inna dat briar patch, ya'll" to it. Pull that hook out, and you set a razor-sharp barb that'll f*ck you up as you try to remove it.
And once the media outlets that rushed to his aid realized what they'd signed onto--and trust me, they will run with "big" stories totally half-*ssed.-- they somehow snatched their hand off that live, toasty third rail and quickly found some other sh*t to amuse themselves with. Mitt's buddies in the wingnuttosphere, tone-deaf as an ear-infected Malkin doing karaoke to Aretha songs, of course are still apoplectic over Sharpton's "slur". Dim-witted as usual, to the nth degree and unable to realize why the story's radioactive half-life is something they maybe shouldn't d*ck around with. But what do you expect from the likes of lunatics who promote interning an entire ethnic group in concentration camps, or goofed about Katrina victims as hell descended upon them? So on they prattle, fighting, thrashing and setting the hook deeper in their gullet. as their slightly smarter co-corts in the MSM slip away into the briny deep, lip torn, but alive nonetheless.
And off in the distance, you can hear a hare...a chunky, slick-maned, hare laughing to beat the f*cking band as he scoots on down the road, after having been tossed into the briar patch of handling racism-- the most familiar place in the world to him. "Ha, ha, ha, ha! I told you, Brer Bear, you shouldn't pay attention to what I said because us rabbits was born in the briar patch."
Well, I guess the rest of them can sleep well this memorial day weekend, the President wont be able to criticize them.
And Chris Carney in the house, what a dissappointment that guy turned out to be.
An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon
Theater Wide Food Delay
Multiple daily mortar and rocket attacks Body armor and helmets required when outdoors Convoys unable to get through Blown bridges Insurgents attacking fixed positions
Anybody starting to see a pattern. Also, I would like to point out our man Steve saw this coming.
I'D planned on taking the day off, including blogging, but that was before I saw NBC News With Brian (Stay Out Of My Garbage Cans) Williams last night. Halfway saw, anyway, because I was roasting a chicken for dinner and sorta hovering over it. I'm really not sure what possessed me to turn the teevee on. Every now and then some vestigial trace of a long-dead carefree childhood of tanned feet on bluegrass will rise up long enough to convince me that one of the networks must be better than the worst, but it never pans out.
So I'm not sure who Ol' Raccoon Eyes tossed the Iraq Funding Bill story to, but the whole thing began as one of those half-lob, half-drives that Andrea (Moonball) Jaeger used to thrill the crowds with. (I'm sorry, does anyone else remember Andrea (Bell Curve) Jaeger? She's now a nun, and dedicated to helping young cancer victims. To which we say, "Bravo!" and "Please don't make them watch any of your old matches.") Brian tossed the thing with a comment about "Democratic defeat". We suppose this is awright, if you like such things, although a bit simplistic, but the thing then became the hyperreal anchor to the piece. Whatever would the Defeated Democrats do now? Jeez, they lost the battle for a veto override back in January, and it was a foregone conclusion then. The Congress didn't get around to trying to defund the Vietnam war until after it was over, and it's absurd to expect that it could just pull the plug on funding Iraq. Okay, they're too timid to my liking, but then I'd have jumped the table and challenged Alberto Gonzales to a throwdown the minute he started talking, and I'm still sufficiently grounded in reality to recognize that as a poor parlimentary maneuver. The Democrats forced one-time President Bush to the table, and they will force Congressional Republicans to back the war or back out this fall. That's about everything that was in their cards. Bush is not going to fold. Bush is going to match every raise until his final collapse. This is not news. In fact it passed from "News" to "Psychiatric Case Study" in the autumn of 2003, at the latest.
[Okay, a word on why I can't tell you who Williams tossed to--beyond that chicken and my natural level of inattention, I mean--and I apologize in advance. You were nice enough to sit through recollections of Women's Professional Tennis in the 70s without goading me into talking about Françoise Durr's invention of the Suspended Animation Serve. I have a seven year old Mac and I'm down two operating system decimals. I was gonna upgrade this Spring, but Apple delayed the next OS release to concentrate on its new Video Catheter Phone. At any rate, it's MS NBC, and in this Make Your Own Damn Transcript World I'm expected to watch WinVids if I want to catch up. I have never been one to engage in that silly PC vs. Mac stuff, but I have to say that when the 80% market share that Microsoft enjoys did not translate into millions of Americans traveling to Washington state to beat the shit out of Bill Gates over a piece of crap like Windows™ Media I, for one, simply Gave Up.]
Next up was Andrea (Moonball) Mitchell with a report on how those unscrupulous Iranians had falsely imprisioned an American professor they've charged with espionage, and how this Might Be Some Sort of Negotiating Ploy. I am, I think, not alone in immediately suspecting that any word, even one so concrete and well-established in the vernacular as "Iran", has had its very existence called into question by virture of its issuing from Andrea Mitchell's nasal cavity. However, I am more than willing to accept that certain rogue elements exist in or around the Iranian government. It's a fairly easy proposition for a modern American to grasp. What I don't understand is this: how'd she manage to keep all that natural skepticism in check when Dick Cheney was calling her in the middle of the night?
"You have a small minority, especially in Tehran these days, that are simply absolutely dismissive of international public opinion and are ready to do their own thing at all costs," says Karim Sadjadpour, an Iranian expert.
Yeah, I hate when that happens. Elsewhere.
By this point the chicken was out of the oven and resting, so I was able to get the full import of the Birth Control Riots in China story. NBC obviously expected me to take umbrage at this, but was careful to supply plenty of its own in case I fell short. Absent a transcript, let's peek at Edward Cody's WaPo story "Birth control sparks riots in China: Officials Enforce One-Child Policy With Brutal Drive to Collect Fines" via the MSNBC site, as it imparts the same savor:
Word came down from the central government in Beijing that it was time to strengthen enforcement of China 's one-child policy.
In response, people here said, birth control bureaucrats showed up in a half-dozen towns with sledgehammers and threatened to knock holes in the homes of people who had failed to pay fines imposed for having more than one child. Other family planning officials, backed by hired toughs, pushed their way into businesses owned by parents of more than one child and confiscated everything from sacks of rice to color televisions, they said.
The brutal fine-collection drive was launched last week around Bobai...
World's Most Brutal Fine Collecting! Coming this fall on FOX!
Outrage aside, it just swells ya with pride that you live in a country where reproduction is nobody's business but your own, don't it? Where no bureaucrats sent by the central government would, say, gang up on small time porn producers in an effort to convict through bankrupting the defendant, or that they'd try the same thing with a Washington, D.C. madam instead of providing her with an alternate source of income like they did Jeff Gannon. Me, I'm just glad we don't knock sledgehammer holes in the homes, cars, televisions, stereos and computers we seize from people accused of smokin' a joint. That sort of thing is hell on resale value.
Al Qaeda in Iraq?
Courtesy of Jim MacDonald at Making Light, the White House apparently planned for the postwar increase in terrorist activity in Iraq by, um, invading Iraq. Image courtesy of fakecrap.com
From CNN today:
WASHINGTON (CNN) — President Bush is expected to use declassified intelligence about Osama bin Laden to defend his Iraq war policy during a commencement address Wednesday.
Declassified because Bush is in trouble, with his approval ratings heading for places that not even Nixon got to.
The intelligence says that in 2005 bin Laden planned to use Iraq as a base from which to launch attacks in the United States, according to White House spokesman Gordon Johndroe.
Bin Laden planned to use Iraq in 2005. Bush started his war in 2003. How in the world does this show any kind of link between al Qaeda and Iraq? How can this possibly justify the Iraq war?
Johndroe said the intelligence was declassified so Bush could discuss it during graduation ceremonies set for 11:15 a.m. at the Coast Guard Academy in Connecticut.
How very convenient. And how very pathetic.
The speech will be aimed at defending a key part of the president’s war strategy — the contention that the United States cannot withdraw from Iraq because al Qaeda would fill the vacuum in the Middle East.
Oh, I see. Once you’ve started kicking the tar baby you can’t stop because that baby got tar on you.
Surely bin Laden noticed that the US was in Iraq in 2005? This presupposes that bin Laden thought that the ongoing occupation of Iraq wasn’t a reason for him not to use Iraq as a base from which to launch attacks in the United States. Presumably the continuing occupation (and the increasing chaos that goes with it) still isn’t a deterrent.
“This shows why we believe al Qaeda wants to use Iraq as a safe haven,” said Johndroe. He added the president will talk about al Qaeda’s “strong interest in using Iraq as a safe haven to plot and plan attacks on the United States and other countries.”
And how will staying in Iraq for another ten years and 50,000 US deaths help that situation? From al Qaeda’s point of view any chaotic failed state would do. Why do you suppose Iraq is a chaotic failed state today?
The decision also coincides with an ongoing push by the Democratic majority in Congress to force an end to U.S. involvement in Iraq.
Which majority was caused by, and which push is powered by, the overwhelming repudiation of Bush’s Iraq war by the American voters.
Bin Laden and a top lieutenant — Abu Faraj al-Libbi — planned to form a terror cell in Iraq in order to launch those attacks, Johndroe said.
Al-Libbi was a “senior al Qaeda manager” who in 2005 suggested to bin Laden that bin Laden send Egyptian-born Hamza Rabia to Iraq to help plan attacks on American soil, Johndroe said.
Or, possibly, a guy who once delivered pizzas to someone with a name similar to someone who may have belonged to al Qaeda. Notice that this is still 2005, two years after Bush started his war.
Johndroe noted that bin Laden later suggested to Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, then leader of al Qaeda in Iraq, that America should be his top priority.
If I recall correctly, the word at the time was that bin Laden had sent to al-Zarqawi words to the effect of “Why are you shooting at Muslims? America should be your top priority.”
That was followed in the spring of 2005 with bin Laden’s ordering Rabia to brief al-Zarqawi on plans to attack the United States, Johndroe said.
Possibly by putting Lite-Brites on bridges in Boston.
Johndroe added the intelligence indicates al-Libbi later suggested Rabia should be sent to Iraq to carry out those operations.
Is Iraq really a good place for anyone to plan operations outside of Iraq? It strikes me that the international airport isn’t really in good order. That the embassies aren’t routinely issuing visas. Aside from getting combat training in operating against real US soldiers who are using real US tactics and real US equipment, from al Qaeda’s point of view what advantage does Iraq have over any other place in the world?
But al-Libbi was captured in Pakistan and taken into CIA custody in May 2005. After al-Libbi’s capture, the CIA’s former acting director, John McLaughlin, described him as bin Laden’s chief operating officer, the No. 3 man in al Qaeda.
Which means that this “intelligence” was almost certainly extracted under torture, which means that it’s almost certainly a complete fantasy. As in “nonsense.” As in not based on “reality” as you and I understand the term. Al-Libbi would have confessed to wanting to form a terror cell in Grand Fenwick if that’s what his questioners wanted to hear.
More desperation from the Bush White House as they attempt to defend the indefensible.
Get on CSpan
and listen to Monica Goodling testifying to the Senate Judiciary Committee.
My eleven year old makes better excuses.
The break was also pretty amusing. Some wingnut woman from Morristown, NJ called to repeat some talking points about immigration, complete with windy references to the Constitution.
It would have been remarkably effective if she hadn't muffed the citizenship question first (435 representatives is what you were looking for, dear. "I knew it was in the 430s" is not impressive)
Edit: if you can't get to CSpan, the Speaker's blog has posted video here
Happy Monica Goodling Day
Am I only one that thinks that giving Sue Ralston immunity is a bad idea? Is it supposed to be out of the realm of possibility that Karls' gal friday would take the immunity and then convientently forget everything that passed between her ears in the years and years she worked for good ole shithead turdblossom. I wasnt sold on giving Goodling immunity but fine, we shall see if she is forthcoming. (which apparently she is starting to hedge on already.)
I would have to think that only a sucker would grant Ralston immunity, she has already said she will plead the 5th. If she refuses to testify, send her ass to jail. I will bet she doesnt last any longer there than Judith Miller. Going from the cocktail circuit to c-block will be quite a wake up call.
And this is Bad News
Bush Authorizes New Covert Action Against Iran
This evening, ABC’s World News Tonight reported that the “United States has opened a new front in its showdown with Iran.” According to the report, President Bush has directed the CIA to carry out covert operations both inside and outside Iran “aimed directly at weakening the Iranian regime.”
ABC’s investigative correspondent Brian Ross said the CIA’s “non-lethal” program had received “secret presidential approval.” Officials told ABC the CIA plan “takes the place of proposed U.S. military action against Iran, reportedly advocated by Vice President Cheney.”
You can watch the clip at ThinkProgress, personally i'm am going to go have a drink.
UPDATE: Stuff like this is just one of the many reasons the Senate should have stood up to Bush. feh.
A) "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."
B) "If the Iranians were to have a nuclear weapon, they could proliferate."
C) "Those who enter the country illegally violate the law."
D) "It is a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life."
E) "I believe that....young cows ought to be allowed to go across our border."
F) "The illiteracy level of our children are appalling."
The answer is, "G) None of the Above."
Bush's dumbest utterance, ever, is: "We leave before the mission is done, the terrorists will follow us here."
Not only is it the dumbest thing Bush has ever said about Iraq, it could be the dumbest thing that anybody has ever said about anything.
I have yet to hear anybody even ask Bush what it means. On its face, it means that as American troops depart from Iraq, The Terrorists will board airplanes they do not have and, literally, follow them back to the United States. Hopefully, you do not need for me to explain how absurd that is.
If Bush does not mean it literally, then he can only mean it metaphorically. Again, the absurdity of such a metaphor should be self-evident. The Terrorists found us just fine on their own on September 11, 2001. They didn't need to follow anybody here. And if The Terrorists decided to come here and attack us while our troops remain bogged down in Iraq, they will have no trouble finding us, and will not find themselves restrained by some magical, Neocon "flypaper."
It is a sign of just how degraded our public discourse has become that Bush can make such a nakedly stupid statement and not be laughed off of the political stage.
The U.S. military has broken up a network of insurgents who were behind a string of deadly attacks on U.S. helicopters in Iraq this winter, the Army's top aviation officer in Iraq said.
A surge in fatal attacks on U.S. helicopters this winter threatened to hamper flight operations and generated headlines for insurgent groups.
Enemy fighters shot down six military helicopters in January and February, killing 23 servicemembers. Heavy machine guns were used in four attacks and small arms in one assault. A missile was used to down one of the six helicopters. Two private contractor helicopters were also shot down during that time.
The winter attacks were different. A group of loosely connected cells employed heavy machine guns and used terrain to their advantage. They had studied the routes regularly used by U.S. helicopters. "The difference (in these attacks) is they were deliberate military operations conducted in an ambush style against our aircraft," Simmons said.
dinner
this is similar to what dinner looked like for me tonight.
The Progressive: "Bush Anoints Himself as the Insurer of Constitutional Government in Emergency"
With scarcely a mention in the mainstream media, President Bush has ordered up a plan for responding to a catastrophic attack. In a new National Security Presidential Directive, Bush lays out his plans for dealing with a “catastrophic emergency.”
Under that plan, he entrusts himself with leading the entire federal government, not just the Executive Branch. And he gives himself the responsibility “for ensuring constitutional government.”
He laid this all out in a document entitled “National Security Presidential Directive [1]/NSPD 51” and “Homeland Security Presidential Directive/HSPD-20.”
The White House released it on May 9.
Other than a discussion on Daily Kos [2] led off by a posting by Leo Fender, and a pro-forma notice in a couple of mainstream newspapers, this document has gone unremarked upon.
The subject of the document is entitled “National Continuity Policy.”
It defines a “catastrophic emergency” as “any incident, regardless of location, that results in extraordinary levels of mass casualties, damage, or disruption severely affecting the U.S. population, infrastructure, environment, economy, or government function.”
This could mean another 9/11, or another Katrina, or a major earthquake in California, I imagine, since it says it would include “localized acts of nature, accidents, and technological or attack-related emergencies.”
The document emphasizes the need to ensure “the continued function of our form of government under the Constitution, including the functioning of the three separate branches of government,” it states.
But it says flat out: “The President shall lead the activities of the Federal Government for ensuring constitutional government.”
The document waves at the need to work closely with the other two branches, saying there will be “a cooperative effort among the executive, legislative, and judicial branches of the Federal Government.” But this effort will be “coordinated by the President, as a matter of comity with respect to the legislative and judicial branches and with proper respect for the constitutional separation of powers.”
Among the efforts coordinated by the President would ensuring the capability of the three branches of government to “provide for orderly succession” and “appropriate transition of leadership.”
The document designates a National Continuity Coordinator, who would be the Assistant to the President for Homeland Security and Counterterrorism.
Currently holding that post is Frances Fragos Townsend.
She is required to develop a National Continuity Implementation Plan and submit it within 90 days.
As part of that plan, she is not only to devise procedures for the Executive Branch but also give guidance to “state, local, territorial, and tribal governments, and private sector owners and operators of critical infrastructure.”
The secretary of Homeland Security is also directed to develop planning guidance for “private sector critical infrastructure owners and operators,” as well as state, local, territorial, and tribal governments.
The document gives the Vice President a role in implementing the provisions of the contingency plans.
“This directive shall be implanted in a manner that is consistent with, and facilitates effective implementation of, provisions of the Constitution concerning succession to the Presidency or the exercise of its powers, and the Presidential Succession Act of 1947 (3 USC 19), with the consultation of the Vice President and, as appropriate, others involved.”
The document also contains “classified Continuity Annexes.”
Boggle was one of a new breed of Dutch investigatory artists who sprang up to document graft and abuse in government projects. Known collectively as the "muckpainters," they exposed the colossal waste and fraud inherent in Flemish state and federal programs.
This building, for instance, was to have been a simple stable and carriage house for federal vehicles with an estimated budget of 2,000 florins, including haulage, drayage and environmental impact statements. By the time Flemish officials approved the final design it had ballooned to a 12-story monstrosity costing over 1 million florins and included such unnecessary features as stained glass windows and a rooftop beer garden capable of holding 600 revelers.
Boggle's exposé, which ran in the Amsterdam Presse over a period of a week, helped blow the whistle on the notorious Tinklemann crime family. Unfortunately Boggle himself was caught up in the ensuing "Wassergeit" scandal, subsequently betrayed by his sons Jan the Elder and Pieter the Younger and emerged from it a ruined man, capable only of painting still-life miniatures which he hawked in public parks until his untimely death at the hands of a crazed litter control officer.
-- Ditty Nicolaides
Iranian Basra?
Lyrebird wondered about this UK Guardian article asking if Iran controlled Basra. To be frank, I found the article rumor laden, poorly sourced, and almost purposefully misleading. The author attempts to patch together a variety of street sources that he means to imply that Basra, when not in chaos, is being run from Tehran. I dont know if it was poor editing, or bad headline writing but I found it unsupportable.
Even if the militias burn the city tomorrow, [the British] won't go into confrontation. They know they are outnumbered and they have huge losses if they do so."
The next day I went back to see the general. He was sitting with two other officers discussing his day."Our uncles, the British, flew me today to Ammara to attend the security handover ceremony," he said. "Give it one month and it will collapse," one of the officers replied.
"One month?" the general laughed . "Give it a few days."
So, its not that the Mahdi army is burning the city, or that their command has fallen, but that it might fall, maybe.
You can't move far in Basra without bumping into some evidence of the Iranian influence on the city. Even inside the British consulate compound visitors are advised not to use mobile phones because, as the security official put it ,"the Iranians next door are listening to everything".
In the Basra market Iranian produce is everywhere, from dairy products to motorcycles and electronic goods. Farsi phrase books are sold in bookshops and posters of Ayatollah Khomeini are on the walls.
So... some posters and stating the obvious that the Iranians are listening to communications from the war zone next door. Doesnt seem surprising to me. Iranian fruit. Should the Iraqis only buy Kuwaiti fruit or something? I assume the author knows that Basra is right next to Iran.
Readers may remember TheNewsBlog covered that the British were turning over control to the Mahdi army (at the same time the US was chasing Sadr in Baghdad) here .
This whole article sounded to me like it was written by someone with an agenda. Looking at the authors wiki page give me pause; It seems he is able to travel very well in Iraq and get 'embedded' without any problem in the most unusual places. I suspected he is some kind of operative, for who, i dont know.
Prof. Cole thinks he just has a pro Sunni agenda but agrees that its militia rule in Basra.
True, but whats the alternative? The Brits are leaving. Attacks are down and it seems calmer than when the British were storming prisons and generally pissing people off. I found this story from Spiegel Online to be more balanced.
"The security situation in Basra is good," says Kassim, a local pharmacist. "It's still worse than before the war, but it's improving every month."
A drop in murders to 30 in December. Sectarian violence in Basra has fallen "enormously," Blair said.
Compared to 50 murders in Baghdad day. I think its getting better in Basra. But I suppose that if you were formerly in the Sunni majority you wouldnt be very happy.
To me Basra seems to be an argument for U.S. withdrawal and perhaps they're people who dont want to see that happen just yet. People who dont just live in D.C.
Site update: Steve condition reports
Jim in LA here with a site update: I just spoke with Jen and a member of Steve's family has requested that no further communication about Steve's condition be communicated with his readership through this site, or in any other method.
We will comply with the request - so if you want to know about Steve's condition, there won't be any further update until he's able to communicate it himself.
absolutely not, an open thread. thats the other guys...
Am I Doing God's Work?
“Let us go forth to lead the land we love, asking His blessing and His help, but knowing that here on earth God’s work must truly be our own.”
--John F. Kennedy January 20, 1961
I was ten years old when I heard those words. They still resonate with me nearly a half century later. Am I doing God’s work? Is being a journalist my vocation? How does my faith influence my judgment as a reporter? Should it? Are the demands of my chosen profession leaving enough time for my responsibilities as a son, brother, husband, father and friend?
St. Luke teaches us “to whom much is given, much is expected.” Am I hearing that admonition—and responding to it in a generous way? Do I have a true appreciation of the uniqueness and goodness of others? More questions than answers, I’m afraid.
One particular day provided some clarity. September 11, 2001. I don’t think the English language has yet found the words to describe the pain and anguish we felt that day. And yet we learned much about each other. The bravery of the first responders who went up the stairs of burning buildings. The heroic selfless souls on United flight #93. The patience of tens of thousands of drivers who left the devastated areas in an orderly way.
I have not honked my car horn since September 11 as a gesture of respect to all of them. 9/11 also gave me a whole new insight into my Dad and why he left school in the 10th grade to enlist after Pearl Harbor. I wrote a book affirming his life. It changed my life and my relationship with my father—and my son—forever. We now share openly the love and respect and pride we have in each other. A day doesn’t go by when other sons and daughters want to share stories of their dad with me. Now that’s a journey I never expected, but one which is so meaningful—perhaps even more important than my “career.”
Bottom line. I’m working hard, laughing often and praying with purpose. On with life!
Tim Russert is the Managing Editor and Moderator of Meet the Press and political analyst for NBC Nightly News and the Today Program. He anchors The Tim Russert Show, a weekly interview program on CNBC and is a contributing anchor for MSNBC. His two books, "Big Russ and Me" in 2004 and "Wisdom of Our Fathers" in 2006, were both New York Times #1. bestsellers.
I wouldnt normally repost an entire piece but this was so short well, BIZARRE. I couldnt resist. What prompted this completely bizarre post from Tim Russert? I was talking to RedDan and was speculating what could have caused this seemingly psychotic episode from him. RedDan said perhaps he had been diagnosed with Cancer or some other life jarring event. Perhaps. Regardless, its very very strange.
LowerManhattanite: "WAAAAAAAH!"
That's right..."Cry, BABY!"
Last summer, I found myself flying home to NY from L..A.. Beat to all hell I was, after finishing up a marathon three days of shooting--and a last shoot day, several A HREF=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martini_Shot> martini celebration--for a video short I was working on. I'd had very little sleep in those previous three days, and was looking forward to grabbing a few hours of much-needed in-flight shuteye. I was practically salivating over the idea of getting those few hours of late night Z's--comfy clothes already on, soft leather driving shoes...and when they called my row to be seated,I smiled delirioiusly at the thought that I would soon be snuggled in my exit row seat, tripping off to the merry land of nod.
But lo, that somnambulistic fantasy was not to be.
Stowing my luggage above my seat...it began. A wail, a squall, a from-the-seventh-circle-of-hell keen of pain and soul-deep upset rom a small child way up front in the plane. It had treble. It had rasp. It had the heft of million jangled nerve endings all being plucked at once like the bass strings in a Philip Glass piece. A really f*cking looooong Philip Glass piece. From buckle-in at Burbank, to thirty minutes before touchdown near Philly, the child screamed like a James Brown end-of-record ad-lib on continuous loop. It was torturous--not just for me, but certainly for everyone onboard. 'Cause just when the sound would abate, giving everyone thirty seconds-to-one minute's hope that it was all over, it would start again, from deep in the child's gut, up his gullet and out of his little 200 watt megaphone mouth.
All the Goddamned way home. Popped a Tylenol P.M. and a mini-bottle of Tanqueray, but it was no use. The screams continued unabated, knifing through my man-made fog to obscure 'em. I rationalized it as the child's possibly being colicky, or worse yet, ear-infected at 30,000 feet in a pressurized cabin. Poor kid. It didn't make me feel any better, but at least I could get through the flight knowing that the cause of the child's upset had to be something simply unbearable and beyond his control as a baby.
After what seemed like an eternity, we taxi-ed up to the gate, lights flickering on in the cabin and people moving to get their luggage from above, and then thankfully, off the plane. As I exited, there stood the flight attendant, wanly smiling for a moment at each passenger who trudged past, then, her face tightening back into a scowl, with a large vein in the center of her head, rising like Nessie from the Lochs. The screaming child had made her flight rough, too. I casually remarked to her, "Rough flight, huh?". She sighed. "Poor little guy probably had an ear infection or something." I continued, as the line slowed. "That's rough on a baby on a plane."
As I walked by, she said flatly, "He wasn't sick. It was a rattle. They goofed up and packed it in the checked luggage, and his parents said he can't sleep without it. Soooo..."
I blinked in amazement and anger. "You're kidding me. He cried like that for five hours, over a rattle?"
"A rattle.", she droned, as if it had happened a thousand times.
The cab ride only heightened my anger, as the sun rose and my fatigue morphed into a bone-weary, cotton-mouthed, death-on-a-stick funk.
"A rattle? All that crying over a f*cking rattle? Five hours?" I was a mess for two days after that flight, and I've never forgotten how sh*tty it was, and what a drain it was on me and probably everyone else onboard.
And then, I checked those Goddamned internets in the last recently--and I heard that screaming baby--screaming over some bullsh*t, all over again.
This conservative world's newest target is YouTube. That's right. Apparently, cats playing the piano and homemade videos of soap stars and Harry Potter Characters to the soundtrack of the latest pop love song are too…shall we say… liberally biased: The popular video-sharing Web site first debuted "Hillary 1984," which compared Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y. to a Orwellian dictator, then-Sen. George Allen's career-altering "macaca" moment and the "I Feel Pretty" video that chided former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards' good looks. But YouTube, which is owned by Google, has also been a favorite target of conservatives, who accuse the site of a liberal bias. Railing against YouTube, two Republican White House veterans have launched QubeTV as a conservative alternative. "The 2008 campaign will be dominated by video and in particular by user-generated video," says QubeTV founder Charlie Gerow, a former aide in the Ronald Reagan White House.
"There are a vast array of young conservative activists and operatives out there armed with cell phones or hand-helds that are going to capture the next 'macaca' moment or John Kerry bad joke and put them on Qube TV," says Gerow, whose Pennsylvania strategic media firm, Quantum Communications, created the Web site. Gerow insists YouTube banned a video by conservative blogger Michelle Malkin about radical Islamists.
Oh, baby. No, seriously...I literally f*cking mean, OH BABY!
I'm not 100% certain if it was Atrios who coined the phrase "Whiny-*ssed-Titty-Baby", but if he did, then sweet chocolate Jesus, this kinda sh*t is truly an Ultra-Atrios-ian example of the damned thing writ pimpled-Limbaugh-*ss large. The complaint...no, get it rght...the stuck-pig wail from the right is that YouTube somehow has a "liberal" bias. In spite of the fact that in the C&L posting, it notes that the site has the Edwards "I Feel Pretty" bullsh*t, the anti-Hillary 1984 ad, and 25 of the hyper-bigot Malkin's stiff-legged, cue-carded, silly putty-faced spazz-outs available for all to see and vomit-sully their keyboards over.
Not to mention a truly liberal-leaning gem like this one.
Now, I actually stumbled across that little tidbit during a search months ago for Tex Avery cartoons for the kids to watch, as they were fascinated by a Turner Classic Movies block of Droopy cartoons one weekend and wanted to see more. The bit is patently f*cking offensive. It's racist. Yet, I understand why it was there. YouTube is basically a repository for video history, and somebody who was into "completism" opted to upload that bit so one could see the kind of stuff cartoons routinely used for cheap laughs mid-last century. And I have no f*cking problem with it being there. It's clearly, again--racist and ill-liberal in every sense of the word, yet...there it sits--for cartoon completists to peruse, for progressive purists to gnash their teeth over, and for your typical racist wingnut to get a woody (or a splinter--take your choice) and further ruin his computer screen to. You Tube is chock full of videos to stoke the inner fires of even the most pavement-scar knuckled freepers out there--replete with racist, backward, and hateful commentary from those who appreciate rough, cyber-ugliness. It actually is pretty damned egalitarian...unless... you're d*cking around with certain copyrighted material created by litigious entities, <>or...if your piece is particularly coarse in terms of celebrating death of individuals, or is meant as incendiary propaganda of a violent nature.
Which it seems the two videos of Malkin's easily fell under the rubric of. In the case of the Duke Nukem-esque "Hadji Girl" video, well...Chuck Manson revenge fantasies set to music by a member of the military in the theater of war would pretty much be red-flagged, especially as it hit while the nation was coming to grips with the then-new horrors of Abu Gharaib and Haditha. Needless to say, during wartime, a difficult and conflicted wartime, where atrocities were being unearthed, a certain sensitivity was being observed. And rightfully so, considering the potential for needlessly putting innocent soldiers in harm's way with Malkin's brand of gung-ho, let's kill all the ragheads bullsh*t. Her dog-yapping about her precious Akon video being flagged was about the record company using its copyright allowances to block her from trashing their product while broadcasting it. What can be said here except...well, tough sh*t Shelly-kins! Next time, why not plink out the jam in question with those mad keyboard "skills" of yours that make Nixon's hock-fisted ivory-torturing look like Art-f*cking-Tatum. And would you please...sing the offending lyrics, too, as you're big girl, and evidently don't have much of a problem with using the coarse language you so vociferously deride. (And I'm sure that it's just a chuckle-worthy coincidence that this nova-hot pop star she's so f*cking obsessed over happens to not only be Black, but hot-dammit!, a Black African emigré--the first of whom to do so well on the charts. How...perfect for her. :) )
But still, in spite of the wall of bullsh*t YouTube has actually allowed the little, glass-constitutioned shrew to build, brick-by-Father Coughlin-oven-fired brick, the baby wails of "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Pooooooooooooooooor..." come, with that annoying gulp for air in between words, and then...a ragged, Pavarotti-on-crystal meth "C" shriek of, "Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!", rings forth--scaring children, and causing dogs' ears to bleed spontaneously. What could have so upset this child to make that sort of noise, when it appears the whole world is her botulism-swollen, little oyster?
While you're figuring that one out, guess what? From eight seats behind you, another diaper-wetter's exercising his glass-busting pipes. Meet James Lileks, ya'll--of the so-perfectly-named, it-hurts-my-heart "Bleat" blog--a pants-soiling, post 9-11 rightie's wet dream of a talking-point megaphone. It seems that Mr. Lileks, also has a paying gig at the much-maligned by the right, Minneapolis Tribune, as a daily columnist. He writes something called "The Quirk"--a compendium of daily navel-gazing and tedium that would make Fargo's banal Marge Gundersson eat her f*cking service revolver--twice, if you read her more than a day's worth. The issue at hand is a simple one: the paper, under attack from the likes of jackleg, wingnut Perry Masons Hugh ('C-Cup") Hewitt and the PowerLine gang, has been sold--and finds itself in supa-dupa cost-cutting mode.
But they didn't fire Lileks. They just shifted him from writing about his addictions to Pepto Bismol, and Target, and the ersatz-Bombeck-ian ruminations on the consistency of his child's bowel movements, to doing actual reportage of local events in the Minneapolis area. Yes, gone will be the days of cashing a check for his mundane, space-filler natterings. He would now have to actually abuse a little shoe leather instead of wearing his precious Dearfoams™ down padding from the chair to the fridge for beef jerky refills and back. If you haven't guessed, this has upset him, almost as much as the day I figure he screwed up and accidentally flushed his robe belt down the crapper. He has called on his blogospheric flying monkey pals to write to the paper they never pay to read, but expend maximum effort tearing down and excoriate it for daring to remove him from the aforementioned fridge-to-chair beat he doggedly covers like a pajama-ed, housebound Seymour Hersh.
Now, let's be clear--his column and his blog are two entirely different things. The column is for local Minnesotans to read and chuckle at, or..to roll into sharpened cones, dip in mucilage, harden, and jab their eyes out with. The "Bleat" is for Depends™-filling, brown people-hating, dead-enders who see hidden Bin Laden messages in ABC Family Channel repeats of 1993's "Aladdin". Two entirely different clienteles. One pays--ostensibly, not enough, because the paper is financially strapped (in no small thanks to the non-stop assaults by Lileks' friends over the last few years), while the other is free of charge to myopic f*cks the world over. Yet, said myopic f*cks are absolutely aghast that the paper would dare re-assign their patron saint of bed-wettery. And Lileks himself is selfishly-to-the-nth-degree upset at the move--when you consider that "The Strib" was also outright laying off over 130 of his fellow staffers.
Get it? He keeps a job, but it now will be a different one--for the same pay (92K!) --involving more "real" work, while his co-horts get to ice-fish for this Thanksgiving's dinner because they lost their gigs--and he, and his wingnut f*ck-buddies are in an uproar because his uniquely banal voice as a columnist will be stilled. Heaven for -f*cking-fend! Ol' "D-Cup" Hewitt actually had the gall (as in gall bladder, where bile is produced) to compare Lileks' reassignment with the hypothetical of The New Yorker reassigning E.B. White to restaurant reviews.
I'll wait while you Windex your screen.
Done? Good. Apparently, the whackdoodle right hemisphere of "Blogworld" is so upset at the move that they've undertaken a massive "get-out-the-astroturf" movement to save Lileks' column--which, did I say, very few must read, because a newspaper in trouble probably wouldn't kill a known revenue generator--especially a supremely innocuous and utterly piffle-filled one as that? I didn't say that? Oops! Well, I fixed it, okay?
But still, the babies wail--from the front of the plane and the back--screaming over...well, bullsh*t, like the leather-lunged tot I was vexed by. Waaaaah! Waaaaah! Waaaaah! Over a f*cking rattle. You've heard it before. Yet, there's something deliciously different with this recent squalling. It's a shade beyond the "War On Christmas", and "Ward Churchill is the Great Satan" yelping we mocked before. This is born of something diffferent. You see, the GWOC (Great War on Xmas) and Churchill-shrieks were the result of simple, garden-variety teeth-gnashing for attention. The super-snits from the right on YouTube and Lileks are the direct results of a change in the wind, of someone--mom and dad/the world in general for once saying..."no."
These are people for whom the word "no" had been Venusian-speak for way too long. They hadn't heard it, ever. This word..."no.""
"No, we will not run your race-baiting little video.""
"No, we will not let you run roughshod over our newspaper's bottom line"
"No, you will not escape jail for repeatedly violating your probation from your DUI conviction".
Oh, yes...not only are we going there, but we're gonna camp out and live off the surrounding flora and fauna awhile.
The pundit-class right, ladies and gents--spoiled hot-milk-in-August rotten like their poster child, Paris Hilton. Like her, just dumb as f*ck. Like her, somehow considered worth a damn in spite of it. And just like her, shocked I tell you...f*cking shocked when at some point, they are called on their bullsh*t. Squealing like pigs, bleating like sheep.
"How the hell can this be happening to me ? ME! I'M SPECIAL, DAMMIT!"
And it's a laugh every time you see it. The Deltas vs. the Omegas. The Omegas freaked.
The Nerds vs. the Jocks. The Jocks spazzed out.
Laura Ingalls vs. Nellie Olesen. Nellie bitching, wailing and tantrum-ing to beat the band..
Ooh, wait! That gives me an i-dea!
Bam!
There they are folks---your pundit class right. Gone...from G.O.P., to the *N.O.P..
RUSH: ... Tony, I've always thought it was a miscalculation, a mistake for Republicans of any stripe, to think that these people are going to become Republicans because we do nice things like this legislation. Simpson-Mazzoli did grant amnesty, as you say, in 1986.
SNOW: Yup.
RUSH: Those people didn't become Republican voters.
SNOW: Well, what I'm saying is somebody who comes here to work and work hard and share in the American dream, they can become Republican voters. We oughta be out there, frankly, doing what you do every day, Rush, which is tell the people exactly how great this country is and the values that make it great...
Yeah, that's right -- if Republicans want to win over new immigrants from Latin America, they should be doing what Limbaugh does every day. Because what better outreach could there be than fine broadcast moments like this (MP3)?
Pablo, I got some great news -- you're no longer an illegal!
No?
No!
(Sings:) You're our guest worker, yes Put our country to the test Tie a noose around our neck, ole! And we'll do all the rest Why, mi casa is yours (Don't forget to mop the floors) Guacamole is delicious (I can't stand your other dishes) Time to sing, time to dance Someday we'll be like France You're a voting bloc, that's why I love you best And we don't dare offend you You snuck in and so Be our guest worker, yes, You're our guest...
Just like the headline says, even a stopped clock - or in this case, Middle East Warmonger with Big Vocabulary Chris Hitchens - can be right at least twice a day.
I just watched the Frontline special Spying on the Homefront. It seems to me that first off the President and the Attorney General are liars. But thats besides the point. I watched that ridiculous data gathering operation they pulled in Vegas. I was not surprised, but there is a posit in all this that is complete bullshit.
Their premise is that we need to invade everyones' privacy in order to prevent another 9/11 attack. Well, correct me if i am wrong but we had data on all these guys. We had plenty of data and indications. Both internal information on lapsed visa's, money transfers, flight training and other communications. We also had a significant array of data coming in from overseas. It made former CIA Director George Tenet freak out. Lots and lots of signals. There was no lack of Intelligence, just a lack of action.
The fact is the failure was in leadership. Tenet, Bush, Cheney, and Rice. A failure in follow-up by the FBI and the NSA, and the CIA. The basic idea that if we only were able gather more information or ALL the information we would spot another attack. We didnt need to gather a single byte more of information about 9/11 to stop it. Bush just needed to act it, any of it.
Thing is they are clearly conducting limitless searching, spying and data gathering on every single American and they havent been able to prosecute a single fucking guy in years. Think about that.
Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety - Ben Franklin.
Roy liveblogs the Republican debate
In which Roy, well, yeah. That. (Also, if you haven't heard, Ron Paul supporters freeped the postgame polls. Sean Hannity, not so happy. Hate it when that happens.)
McCAIN: We're fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them blah blah blah. Iraqis are disappointing.
THOMPSON: I too believe Iraqis are disappointing.
ROMNEY: Iraqis should do what I say.
BROWNBACK: Iraqis and Democrats should do what I say.
GIULIANI: Democrats and Republicans should do what I say.
TANCREDO: I agree with Bush.
PAUL: I agree with Reagan.
HUNTER: The Iraqis agree with me.
HUCKABEE: Gotta get it right the first time, that's the main thing. Wo ho, wo ho, wo ho, wo ho ho ho-o-o ho.
GILMORE: America, whattaya think about Iran?
Round two
ROMNEY: I won't raise taxes.
McCAIN: Here's a joke! (laughter)
HUCKABEE: Here's a crazy idea, and a joke! (laughter)
GIULIANI: I cut taxes in New York, and they're all commie bastards.
BROWNBACK: Biofuel will defeat Hugo Chavez.
THOMPSON: I did 1,900 vetoes, and I'll cut into that useless agency, the Centers for Disease Control.
PAUL: I'll cut everything.
GILMORE: I'm a conservative. You other guys, not so much.
HUNTER: Fuck China, help American businesses, especially war profiteers.
TANCREDO: I'll cut everything too.
Round three
GILMORE: Giuliani loves abortion, Huckabee hearts taxes, Romney loves health care for God's sake.
GIULIANI: Well, at least I'm not a liberal.
McCAIN: I was in Vietnam.
HUCKABEE: I actually cut taxes. I'm doggone good and I have a moniker.
ROMNEY: I hate the state I used to be governor of.
BROWNBACK: Yay Reagan, boo Mexicans.
THOMPSON: Yay stem cells, boo destroying embryos.
GIULIANI: Abortion? Goddamn New Yorkers. What could I do?
HUCKABEE: Giuliani celebrates death, I look for lost boy scouts.
BROWNBACK: If you're raped, you should have a baby.
ROMNEY: I am recently and totally pro-life.
TANCREDO: I hate Mexicans. These guys love Mexicans.
McCAIN: Well, at least Mexicans aren't Muslims.
ROMNEY: Mexicans shouldn't get a special pathway. Or doorway. Citizenship! (applause)
McCAIN: Why's everyone looking at me? Abortion!
GIULIANI: I'm not soft. I'm hard! I'm America's Mayor! We need tamper proof IDs! And a fence!
HUNTER: I built a motherfucking fence.
PAUL: We really fucked up in Iraq. (applause)
GIULIANI: 9/11! 9/11! (cheers, gunfire)
PAUL: Fuck you.
McCAIN: I'm sorry about the Confederate flag, but not as sorry as you should be for asking me about it. (cheers, "Dixie")
HUCKABEE: That murderer? Everyone makes mistakes. If I'm elected, no one will go free.
TANCREDO: Global warming is bullshit. Ron Paul is a traitor! (cheers)
Round fucking four
McCAIN: I'm against torture. I was tortured myself. (No applause)
GIULIANI: I'm for torture. (applause) 9/11!
ROMNEY: More imprisonments without trial! Fuck habeus corpus! (applause)
THOMPSON: Colin Powell! Confused you, didn't I, bitches? Asking me about Africa! Sheeit.
BROWNBACK: Fuck the U.N.!
HUNTER: Whatever I did, I wouldn't think about it, thinking's for pussies.
McCAIN: I'm still against torture, despite your invitation to get with the program.
GILMORE: 9/11, Virginia stylee! Fuck the U.N., but with foreplay. I was a prosecutor!
HUCKABEE: Bush said "keep shopping," which was great, but let's all pretend we're making sacrifices, and voting for me would be a good first step.
PAUL: Forget taxes, let's talk torture. I mean, let's get Bin Laden. (deafening silence)
TANCREDO: Jack Bauer! (cheers)
Bullshit minority afterthought
GILMORE: I like black people.
ROMNEY: No Child Left Behind is good for black people.
I don't even know what this is supposed to be
HUNTER: Expanded trade with China may not be an unmixed blessing.
Conclusion: This country is fucked. Our only hope: THROW BATTERIES!
LowerManhattanite: "Lou Dobbs Toon-Night!"
He hates them mex'kins to pieces!
FADE IN:
We HEAR an ANNOUNCER'S V.O. while we see an intro still.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.) We now return you to "Lou Dobbs Tonight", already in progress...
CUT TO: MONTAGE - PHOTOS OF JENNIFER LOPEZ, GEORGE LOPEZ, EVA LONGORIA, AMERICA FERREIRA, ROSARIO DAWSON, AND DADDY YANKEE, AS WE HEAR A VOICE OVER BY DOBBS CORRESPONDENT "WES CANON".
CANON: (V.O.) ...J-Lo, Ugly Betty, George Lopez and yes, the creeping, insistent jumping bean rhythms of Reggaeton...just a few more signs of the insidious, growing, and all too picanté influence within our borders, headphones and plasma screens. As my kids' baby sitter would say—behind my back of course, because I insist on English being used in my home—"Es mas loco!" I'm Wes Canon, for Lou Dobbs Tonight. Lou? CUT TO:
INT. CNN BROADCAST CENTER - LOU DOBBS TONIGHT SET - NIGHT
ANGLE ON LOU DOBBS sitting at his newsdesk, shaking his head ruefully. At the bottom of the screen WE SEE the typical CNN CHYRON graphics reading "HOW NOW, BROWN AMERICA". Dobbs delivers his shpiel with a quick glance up into the camera
DOBBS: Simply disgusting. Just...rice and beans in a Taqueria dumpster overnight, dis-gusting. Thank you Wes. Well...there you have it America. It's bad enough that with the leaf-blowing we stupidly encourage, we no longer as a nation mulch the way we have since the agraraian days of Thomas Jefferson, but it seems that this same leaf-blowing horde is hell-bent...on blowing away the classic elements of Western culture we've worked so hard, and decimated so many millions of people to perpetuate. To some, it may seem little more than ...well, "Menudo", which translated into a proper language means, "small change". Ack! Aaaaaaack-k-k-k! Excuse me a moment.
Dobbs reaches for a glass of water on his desk and guzzles it madly.
DOBBS: (CONT'D) Forgive me. Had to wash my mouth out. Last sentence had a dirty word in it. (beat) That's better. As I was saying, it may seem like "small change" to some, but it is indeed, a big deal if we're going to maintain any semblance of a reasonable, intelligent, and pink-hued culture. This "browning" of our America however, is not a new phenomenon. Long before the days of today's beloved, yet subversive "Dora the Explorer-slash-Reconquista", we've seen the jalapeño terror creep it's way into our consciousness. In fact, it goes back as far as the height of the Cold War, appropriately enough, during the days of the Cuban Missile Crisis. American children were being indoctrinated even then via television, although the culprits of said indoctrination would beg to differ...albeit in very heavily accented English. With us tonight is one of those culprits-slash-innocents, Baba Looey of "The Quick Draw McGraw Show". Sénor Looey, good evening.
BABA: Good evening, Meester Dobbs. And please, call me Baba.
DOBBS: I suppose I could. (beat) Now, Sénor Looey, I understand you're well-loved by many kids--and heck, many folks my age who grew up watching you.
BABA: Sí. And thank you to everyone who did.
DOBBS: Well, you weren't loved by everyone, sir. I and many other Americans were more of, what you might call "Deputy Dawg" fans, and found your ramming of a foreign culture down our throats, well...rather obtrusive, and quite frankly, offensive.
BABA: (beat) It was just a cartoon show, Meester. Dobbs.
DOBBS: No. No! I will not let you get away with that Sénor Looey—I will not! You knew exactly what you and your cohorts were doing when you hit the air in the early sixties. You...were the advance wave of making the immigration blight we're suffering under now, somehow cute, and benign...with your "adorable" little accent and faux-second banana status.
BABA: I'm sorry Meester Dobbs...your booker told me I was here to discuss the second season DVD release of the "Quick Draw" show. She said you were discussing the TV shows on DVD industry. I didn't know—
DOBBS: Oh, you know perfectly well, Sénor Looey. You know damned well what you were doing when you started all of this. You...were looking to upset, and radically alter our immigration policy. To move it from the thoughtful process it had long been, to some sort of "Speedy Gonzalez" end-run around the rules. Can you just admit to that?
BABA: Meester Dobbs, I don' appreciate what you are inferring here. My friend, Speedy Gonzalez—
DOBBS: You co-conspirator, don't you mean?
BABA: (adamant) My friend Meester Gonzalez is a naturalized American citizen, as I am too—and we have been citizens for many decades. We are taxpayers, as are many of my animated immigrant friends. Lucky the Leprechaun, from Lucky Charms, Pepé Le Pew—
DOBBS: -But we're not talking about them, Sénor Looey—I'm talking specifically about you and your friends, from south of the border, who are creating a huge drain on America's resources with your disrespect for our border policy.
BABA: Oh...I see what thees is about...
DOBBS: Now, Sénor Looey...you're a burro, correct?
BABA: Sí.
DOBBS: Isn't that like...a mule or something?
BABA: Sí.
DOBBS: (accusing) And...don't you often travel back and forth between "home", and bring things from there?
BABA: (catching on) Oh please! You have got to be keeding me!
DOBBS: (practically attacking him) Just how long Sénor Looey, have you been an active drug mule?
BABA: I don' have to take thees! (mutters under his breath) ¡Maldito pendejo! ¡Bicho cabeza!
Baba takes off his lapel mic and throws it down in his chair, leaving the studio in a huff.
DOBBS: You can call me all the names you wish, sir, but if we can't understand it, well...it just doesn't count. So there! (beat) Now...with us via phone, are a couple of true cartoon heroes... Red-cel-painted Americans who are getting a raw deal...from our justice system. They signed on as members of the Minutemen, the militia group guarding our border from the likes of Sénor Looey and his horde, but now find themselves...unjustly prosecuted for allegedly shooting illegal immigrants who were crossing our borders in clear violation of the U.S. law. Live, from Pelican Bay Correctional Facility in California, we have...in my mind, patriots—Mssrs. Punkin' Puss of Magilla Gorilla fame, and Paw Rugg of the Hillbilly Bears. Mr.Puss, Mr. Rugg, good evening.
DOBBS: Better than you poor gentlemen, unfortunately. Now, I'm sure you heard Sénor Looey on with me earlier, and you know his sentiments. I'd like to know what moved you fellows to think otherwise, and if you could briefly explain just what got a couple of decent men such as yourselves in the kind of jam you're in.
PUNKIN PUSS: Wall Lou, as you know, Paw n' I are red staters. We're God fearin' Americans and strict constitu-consititu-consti-aw heck, we loves our guns!
PUNKIN PUSS: And as raht-thankin' citizens, we just wanna see the laws of th' land upheld—and be free of course, to shoot off our blunderbusses when-if'n ever we wanna!
PAW: Shrimmmble-frummm-rmmmmpla-grumble-dingle-strump-a-buk-buk us some il-legals-a-heh-heh-heh!
PUNKIN PUSS: So, we signed up with the Minutemen to defend our danged country! 'Cause they're takin' our jobs! You mentioned Deputy Dawg earlier, raht?
DOBBS: As a matter of fact, I did.
PUNKIN PUSS: Well, I'll have you know that he has not been able to get work and be seen for years! Not him, not the folks from "Wait Til' Your Father Gets Home", and confound it, Mallard Fillmore can't even get an audition fer a show! But dang if I can't help trippin' over Baba Looey, Speedy Gonzalez, that danged Dora...and what's that new one's name? You know...the illegal contractor handyman? What's his...
DOBBS: I'm sorry, I understand your frustration Paw, but we just can't use that kind of language on—
PUNKIN PUSS: He-he's jus' upset because he's on lock-down fer no good reason...you'll have to forgive him.
DOBBS: Forgiven.
PUNKIN PUSS: Anyways, we signed up with the Minutemen, and sure as shootin', we saw us some some eye-llegals, and used our constitutionally mandated rights to defend our country from 'em. (beat) And then we shotgunned 'em in the back.
DOBBS: And you are being prosecuted for this?
PUNKIN PUSS: Yes sir! Fer shootin' at a bunch 'a vermin! Mexican meeses to be pre-cise!
PAW: Gummmla-frummmla-drumble-hummmla-not-so-Speedy Gonzalez' after we shot 'em up--a-heh-heh-heh!
DOBBS: Amamzing. Simply amazing. Is there anything your fellow Americans can do to support you? To help out?
PUNKIN PUSS: Wall, we have us a dee-fense fund, at Free Paw n' Puss.com. Jes' click on th' PayPal link to contribute. Totally tax deductble. And if I can say one more thang Lou...I mean, we're grown men...tough guys...but ah'd be lyin' if I said that we're not sufferin'. Paw misses his fambly somethin' powerful.
PAW: Frimble-framble-mummmla-grzzzzzzle-brum-don't like tossin' the salad, ay-tall!
DOBBS: A travesty. Just... (he sighs heavily) What to say? Thank you gentlemen, for your service to your country, and you'd better believe...we'll keep an eye on this case.
PAW: Grummle-Rimble-a-hummla-thank you, Lou.
PUNKIN PUSS: Thank you, sir! (then yelled) And America! There's nothing un-P.C. About hatin' meeses--and illegal aliens as my friend and lawyer Mr. Jinx would say, to pieces! Ra-ho-wah!
DOBBS: (to camera) It's still our country if we want it America. Do you want it? Are you going to let someone else have it? Punkin' Puss and Paw sure won't. And they need your help. Www.pawnpuss.com. You know what to do. Finally...we've spoken to the criminals and the lawmen...but what of the folks most directly involved in this craziness? Namely, the enablers? The characters who look the other way as this country slips into the that dark night of sub-titling and SAP channels. With us now is Quick Draw McGraw, who in the eyes of many, including this reporter, may well have started us down this dangerous, country-destroying path. Mr. McGraw, good evening to you.
QUICK DRAW: Well, howdy!
DOBBS: Let's dispense with the pleasantries, shall we sir? You see what we're dealing with today—don't you hold some responsibility for it, what with your foisting the likes of Baba Looey on us all those yars ago? I mean, weren't you merely acting as—you'll forgive the phrase—a stalking horse for the establishment of this misbegotten immigration problem we're dealing with now? You knew exactly what you were doing, didn't you sir? I think you knew exactly what-
QUICK DRAW: Now hold on there, Lou Dobbs! I'll do all the thinnin' around here! You sir, are a raaay-cist! A bee-got of the hiiii-ghest order! And I will not let you impugn my dear friend Baba Looey's in-tegrity! Iiiiiii-was his sponsor, those many years ago! Iiiiii taught him to speak english! Iiiiii helped him to get naturalized! And he has been a proud U.S. Citizen for nearly fifty years! And doooonnnn't you for-get IT!
DOBBS: But let's be frank here Quick Draw...wasn't he something of a poison pill? The sneak attack that made the rest of this—Speedy, Dora, Manny, all the rest in his wake, possible? I mean, a decent American like Deputy Dawg is on public assistance for God's sake—
QUICK DRAW: That is-his-own-fault! Baba worked harder that DD ever did, and earned his status by the sweat of his little brown mane! D-Dawg was un-original! Totally derivative! I mean, you have a Sheriff Quick Draw...then you have a "Deputy Dawg"? Are we kids, or what? Heeeeee was coasting, and got exactly what-he-de-served!
DOBBS: That's pretty strong talk Mr. McGraw...especially coming from someone as questionable citizenship-wise as yourself.
QUICK DRAW: I beg your pardon?
DOBBS: Isn't it true that you, Quick Draw McGraw have been known to cavort as an illegal alien yourself? As the musically violent Mexican vigilanté, El Kabong? I have pictures...cels of you attacking-
QUICK DRAW: Iiiii am sick of your racist, gotcha brand of journalism, sir! Yes, I have operated part-time as El Kabong, but I did so as a legal citizen, righting wrongs against the powerless indigenous peoples of the Southwest! Iiiiii'm proud of my actions!
DOBBS: Well sir, if I may ask? How do we know that you are indeed...a legal citizen? Perhaps the illegal Mexican El Kabong is the real you, and Quick Draw McGraw is...the alter ego? Are you documented sir? A legitimate citizen? Can you produce, sir on request...a Green Card?
QUICK DRAW: (angry) Why yes I can!
DOBBS: Then do so, sir. Where is it? Give it to me. QUICK DRAW: (beat) Well...if you insist.
I've just begun to read Geoffrey Perret's new book Commander in Chief: How Truman, Johnson, and Bush Turned a Presidential Power into a Threat to America's Future. I've not gotten far enough into it to endorse the whole book, but I must say I loved the introduction. After encountering the genius who said "The Islamo Fascists have failed to bring on the quagmire" in Iraq yesterday, I feel compelled to quote a chunk of it (emphasis added).
Three wars — Korea, Vietnam, Iraq — all launched at moments of national crisis, all of them unwinnable.
They were unwinnable for many reasons, but the place to begin is this: in North Korea, North Vietnam, and Iraq, the enemy always held the strategic initiative. The most powerful country in the world found itself dancing to its enemy's tune, not its own. At times it was possible to seize the tactical initiative — crossing the 38th parallel, launching an aerial blitz against North Vietnam, flattening Fallujah. But the loss of the strategic initiative rules out the path to victory implicit in the military paradigm; namely, that one country imposes its will on another. Instead, the country that has chosen to wage the war finds itself wrestling with an insoluble challenge: a political victory requires a military victory first, because there can be no effective government without security and stability. But a military victory requires a political victory first, in the form of a government strong enough to establish a state monopoly on violence.
That's precisely where we are in Iraq, and that's precisely what a quagmire looks like.
As commanders in chief seek military success, only to fail, then lurch off in search of political gains and fail again, time is used up. And time is not neutral. It strengthens the enemy. Knowing that, the enemy is never in a hurry. The longer the struggle lasts, the better their prospects. …
… These modern wars are managed rather than won. It is possible to lose them, yet impossible to achieve victory. …
… in Iraq, the United States is facing an insurgency that has widespread popular support. More than 250,000 young Iraqi males turn eighteen each year, and beyond Iraq, there is an aggrieved Sunni community of more than a billion people. The Iraq insurgency will never run short of manpower, money, or munitions; nor will terrorist groups across the Middle East.
There is a limit to the number of people that the United States can kill, capture, or incapacitate. In Iraq, it can kill tens of thousands, possibly more than a hundred thousand, but not millions, not in the name of liberation, not in the presence of television and camcorders. There are limits to what even a superpower can do without turning the entire civilized world against it. [Geoffrey Perret, Commander in Chief: How Truman, Johnson, and Bush Turned a Presidential Power into a Threat to America's Future (Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 2007), pp. 5-7]
I go on a rant from time to time — most recently here and here — about how our invasion of Iraq fulfilled Osama bin Laden's fondest hopes, and how the longer we stay there the better for al Qaeda. I like the way Perret puts it — Time is not neutral. Time is on the enemy's side. The more time they get, the stronger they will be.
The ever oblivious Max Boot argues that we must give "give Gen. Petraeus and his troops more time–at least another year–to try to change the dynamics on the ground."
The reality is that Iraq has been experiencing a fairly low-grade civil war until now–one that has been contained by the presence of U.S. troops. While the troop surge in Baghdad hasn't yet decreased the overall level of violence–suicide bombings, which are notoriously difficult to stop, remain undiminished–the presence of more Iraqi and American troops on the streets has managed to reduce sectarian murders by two-thirds since January. Sunni fanatics are still able to set off their car bombs, but Shiite fanatics are not able to respond in kind by torturing to death 100 Sunnis a night. In other words, the surge is containing the results of the suicide bombings, slowing the cycle of violence that last year was leading Iraq to the brink of the abyss.
The real reality is that Shiites are playing us, according to Peter Harling and Joost Hiltermann, writing for Le Monde diplomatique:
Baghdad's relative calm is mostly the result of the ability of violent players to preempt the plan and neutralise much of its sting. This is true of both Sunni insurgent groups and Shia militias tied to the government. Followers of Shia militia leader Muqtada al-Sadr have gone to ground, waiting for the storm to pass and allowing US forces to go after Sunni insurgents.
Sunni insurgents responded in two ways, depending on their affiliation. Key commanders of patriotic groups (as they call themselves) withdrew from Baghdad with their heavy weaponry in anticipation of large-scale cordon-and-search operations. They left nominal forces in place to avoid giving the impression of retreat and defeat. Residents in some Sunni districts report that insurgents still roam at will, untouched (indeed, unnoticed) by US military operations, issuing permits and claiming protection money. They melt away when their district's turn comes.
Even as the Bush administration unveiled its plan, jihadists linked to al-Qaida in Iraq opted to intensify their trademark suicide attacks, announcing a martyr campaign to create a bloodbath in Baghdad. True to its word, the group took credit in February for the largest number of car bombs ever, and the pace has hardly slackened since. Part of al-Qaida's plan, besides foiling any US sense of progress, is to draw the Sadrist Mahdi Army out into the open and expose it to US attack. Both sides would like US forces to do their dirty work for them.
(Joost Hiltermann is deputy program director for the Middle East and North Africa with the International Crisis Group in Amman; Peter Harling is the organization's senior analyst based in Damascus.)
They're playing us, people. The Shia are playing us to kill Sunnis for them, and al Qaeda is playing us to kill Shia for them, and the Sunni are probably playing us too. And here is the great unvarnished idiot Max Boot explaining to us that what's going on in Iraq is "just a low-grade civil war," and if we keep slogging away we'll win eventually.
But time is not neutral. Time is on the enemy's side. The more time we give them, the stronger they are and the weaker we are. And yes, this is a quagmire. In fact, it's going beyond quagmire stage and turning into a sinkhole.
comments regarding 9/11
"I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America, I point the finger in their face and say you helped this happen" - Falwell.
In 1993, three groups applied to the United States Soccer Federation for the right to organize an American first division league after the 1994 World Cup. Of course, considering that one of the groups (MLS) was led by Alan Rothenberg (then president of the USSF), there really wasn't going to be much suspense as to which group would win the bid.
One of the losing bidders, League One America, planned to build a dozen mid-size soccer stadiums as part of a larger strategy of commercial real estate development -- which several MLS teams have now done (e.g., the Chicago Fire in Bridgeview, Ill.) or are in the process of doing (Red Bull NY in Harrison, NJ). (L1A also proposed dividing the field into thirds (painted blue, yellow and red), playing three-period games, employing eight referees, and putting the players in unitards. So on the whole, it was probably a good thing that the L1A proposal never stood a chance.)
The third proposal was made by the American Professional Soccer League (APSL), sanctioned as a second-division league by the USSF earlier that year. Unlike MLS's single-entity, top-down approach, the APSL envisioned a "traditional" league with independently-owned teams, one built up from already-existing semipro and amateur leagues.
Unfortunately, the APSL was also a traditional American soccer league in terms of its franchise stability, having gone from 22 teams in 1990 to five by 1992. And the league only brought its membership back up to seven in 1993 by absorbing three Canadian teams (which might have complicated matters from the point of view of the USSF). In the end, the APSL received a metaphorical pat on the head from the federation, which told it to go out and be the best second-division league it could be.
But by the end of 1996, the APSL (renamed the A-League one year before) had been absorbed by the rapidly growing USISL, which had grown from a five-team indoor league in the Southwest to dozens of clubs organized into three nationwide divisions. Under the USISL umbrella, the new A-League did gain first-division sanctioning -- from the Canadian Soccer Association -- and expanded to 30 teams by 1999.
Of course, the financial demands proved too onerous for many of those teams, but thanks to the ever-expanding United Soccer Leagues structure (another name change), not all of the unstable teams folded; they simply dropped down a division or two. So the USL First Division (the name the former A-League adopted in 2005) now consists of twelve teams (nine in the US, two in Canada, and one in Puerto Rico); the USL Second Division now has ten (nine in the eastern US, one in Bermuda). And the USL Premier Development League, a largely U-23 amateur league, now has 63 teams throughout northern North America.
(The USL system also includes the W-League, the recently established Super-20 League (with both men's and women's divisions), and the Super-Y League (five age groups for both boys and girls). Sometimes unexpected synergies arise: when the First Division's Virginia Beach Mariners imploded several weeks ago, the club's PDL side (the Submariners) was rescued by the W-League's Hampton Roads Piranhas.)
But one team that will not be returning to this year's edition of the PDL is the Ajax Orlando Prospects.
Back in 2003, AFC Ajax had set up a partnership with the Royale Orlando Football Academy, with the intention of setting up a complete player development system; toward that end, the newly relabeled Ajax Orlando applied to enter teams in both the PDL and the A-League. But while the Prospects entered the PDL in 2004, the higher-division professional team never took the field. By 2006, the Orlando organization's status was at best murky -- the local club had become dissatisfied with the lack of support from Amsterdam, while AFC Ajax had already announced that the affilation agreement would not be renewed. Finally, new owners purchased the American organization and formally severed all ties with AFC Ajax.
As the above suggests, one of Ajax Orlando's problems was that it was never clear what their club's relationship with AFC Ajax was: were they simply licensing the name, or was their affiliation intended to go deeper than that? (The fact that the Orlando-based organization was setting up further affiliations across the country -- including one with a youth club in Anchorage -- would seem to suggest a lack of focus.)
Two new clubs entering the USL's professional ranks this year will not suffer any such relationship problems, if only because they're owned by their parent clubs in Europe.
The USL First Division's California Victory (based in San Francisco) have been named for the home city (Vitoria-Gasteiz) of their parent club, Deportivo Alaves of the Spanish Second Division, and will be fielding at least one player from the Basque side during the upcoming season.
But while the Victory appear to have assembled a capable roster, have found a reasonable home venue in Kezar Stadium, and have northern California to themselves, the single determining factor of the Victory's success or failure will undoubtedly be the team's owner, Dimitry Piterman. Piterman has, to put it mildly, a reputation.
While the Victory do not yet appear to have announced any further player development plans, Crystal Palace FC USA began its American operations last year by establishing a youth academy in the Baltimore area. This year, the club was originally planning to enter a team in the PDL; however, thanks to the peculiarities of amateur eligibility rules, the club had to self-promote to the USL Second Division before ever taking the field.
(Nomenclatural note: while the organization as a whole is named Crystal Palace FC USA, the USL team plays under the name Crystal Palace Baltimore -- even though the usual issues with finding a suitable stadium mean that the team will be playing its games in Annapolis. Imprecision in labeling: an American soccer tradition. (Another example: Red Bull New York (the organization) as distinguished from the New York Red Bulls (the team).))
But what's most interesting about Crystal Palace's American experiment is that the English club's motivations aren't immediately obvious -- they're not a Mexican club looking to solidify its position in the American market (Chivas), nor are they involved in the US thanks to the combination of serendipity and the American team's owner's apparent desire for a greater role on the world stage (Arsenal and Colorado). Nor could the American club's existence simply be chalked up to the personal whims of its owner (Alaves' owner Piterman has lived in the Bay Area for much of his life). Instead, Crystal Palace FC actually seem to be serious about building a viable organization in Maryland. Why?
A facile answer: there's a lot of money to be made off of youth soccer in America, and, reasonably enough. Crystal Palace would like a piece of it. And the fact that they might eventually unearth a serviceable player or two would just be a nice bonus.
A more interesting answer: even though it might be accurate to liken the lower levels of American soccer to the Holy Roman Empire after the Peace of Westphalia, it's still possible for a focused organization to establish itself, and to do so quickly. And after just one year, Crystal Palace FC now has an American base of operations from which they can scout the entire Americas. Young players from Rio or Recife or Buenos Aires (or even Omaha) could then be further evaluated by CPFC's Baltimore organization before the likeliest candidates are brought back to London.
Crystal Palace FC USA -- if managed intelligently -- might be able to build a successful player development program in the Baltimore area, one drawing upon the entire Western Hemisphere, with first-class facilities financed by a steady flow of cash from American soccer moms and dads. Given such possiblities, a lot of people (presumably including the managers of clubs broadly similar to Crystal Palace -- not too far outside the highest levels of the world's game) will be interested to see if CPFC USA succeeds or fails.
by eos0000
(sorry this took so long to post up mate -hubris )
BAGHDAD — A string of heavy losses from powerful roadside bombs has raised new questions about the vulnerability of the Stryker, the Army's troop-carrying vehicle hailed by supporters as the key to a leaner, more mobile force.
ya think!?!
Look, there is a calvacade of idiots at the pentagon who are more than happy to hand some piece of crap to the poor bastards what has to try to use it in a combat zone because they got some cash from International Dynamic Crap Weapons Inc.
But right now in Iraq we 2 death traps which are a little different than some crappy backpack or leaky canteen. The Osprey which has killed 30 people so far and that was just in its testing phase. And the Stryker;
A 19 ton troop killer. Here you see one exiting a C-130, which it cant do anymore because they added some armor to it for deployment to Iraq. Yes, you read that right. The Stryker doesnt fit into our aircraft anymore. If you are asking yourself why didnt it have armor before, you cant work for the pentagon.
Since the Strykers went into action in violent Diyala province north of Baghdad two months ago, losses of the vehicles have been rising steadily, U.S. officials said. ....
Trouble started as soon as the Strykers arrived in Baqouba, the provincial capital of Diyala.
U.S. commanders ordered the vehicles into Baqouba's streets at dawn the day after they arrived. The hope was that the large, menacing vehicles _ armed with a heavy machine gun and a 105mm cannon _ would intimidate insurgents and reassure local residents.
Instead, insurgents hammered the Strykers with automatic weapons fire, rocket-propelled grenades and a network of roadside bombs. By the end of that first day, one American soldier was dead, 12 were wounded and two Strykers were destroyed.
Its absolutely asinine to use light armor in a urban environment. No, no, its just plain murder.
Here is a troop trying to get out of this thing (a good idea). The hatch is way to small for combat operations. With a backpack or a SAW or anything other than a pistol it would be disaster trying to exit this hatch under fire. One man at a time? are they kidding? As some of you on this blog who have been under fire know there will be no order to getting out of a burning vehicle it will be everyone all at once with gear catching on everything, everywhere.
This piece of junk needs to be pulled out Iraq, along with the troops.
me and your mom and that other speaker of the house
It's our day again. Me, I got an omelette and a DVD of Bringing Up Baby and an outrageously over-hand decorated album someone clearly made for a wedding which ended up being sold for less than a dollar at a garage sale mom took the kid to (love to hear that story) full of pictures of our wedding and my parents' that I hadn't gotten around to missing yet. We're ordering in from the sketchy-looking local restaurant which, as it turns out, makes marvellous shanghai-style food, mostly because it fills me with joy to order "Edamame w/Bean Curd Skin & Perservered Vegetable" and it's Mother's day so we'll never, ever get a table (although our favorite red sauce italian restaurant will always seat us without a reservation because we go when it's not a holiday but they don't, to my knowledge, have perservered vegetables).
In the United States, Mother's Day was originally suggested by poet and social activist Julia Ward Howe. In 1870, after witnessing the carnage of the American Civil War and the start of the Franco-Prussian War, she wrote the original Mother's Day Proclamation calling upon the women of the world to unite for peace. This "Mother's Day Proclamation" would plant the seed for what would eventually become a national holiday.
After writing the proclamation, Howe had it translated into many languages and spent the next two years of her life distributing it and speaking to women leaders all over the world. In her book Reminiscences, Howe wrote, "Why do not the mothers of mankind interfere in these matters to prevent the waste of that human life of which they alone bear and know the cost?" She devoted much of the next two years to this cause, and began holding annual "Mother's Day" gatherings in Boston, Massachusetts and elsewhere.
First came Anna Reeves Jarvis who organized "Mothers' Work Days" in West Virginia in 1858. Jarvis was a teacher and church member who wanted to help improve sanitation for her Appalachian town and those surrounding it.
When the Civil War came, Mothers' Work Days became a time to work for better sanitary conditions for the Confederate and Union soldiers. More soldiers were dying from disease and infection than from battle wounds.
Under Jarvis' direction, women provided medicine for the indigent, hired women to work for families in which the mothers were ill and inspected kitchens for unsanitary practices.
Other efforts concerning mothers involved political and social efforts outside the home. But those, mainly centered on peace movements, never really caught fire. They were overshadowed beginning on May 9, 1905, when Anna Reeves Jarvis died. Her then-41-year-old daughter, also named Anna, swore beside her mother's grave that she would eventually have a day dedicated to honoring her mother's work, and the efforts of others like her, to improve the lives of others.
An awful lot of change in this world has happened because someone's mom or a whole bunch of someones' moms said Excuse me, you want to do what with my child? and decided to do something about it. We're good at making things happen. Being a mom, if you treat it as a serious job and work at being good at it, makes you a much sharper cookie
Although entrenched popular culture often casts motherhood as frantic lunacy, researchers at the University of Edinburgh and other academic institutions have found proof that motherhood actually makes a woman smarter.
Maternal challenges increase brain cells and mental skills. Magnetic resonance imaging scans of mothers' brains have revealed that mothering itself increases emotional intelligence, sensory powers, motivation, attention, memory and problem solving, among other things.
"Motherhood may knock us off our feet for a time, only to set us back up, often stronger than before," says Katherine Ellison, author of the 2005 book "The Mommy Brain: How Motherhood Makes Us Stronger."
and let me tell you, the skills I learned as class mom for a roomful of four year olds and herding kindergardeners away from angry geese, when combined with The Look, That Voice and the silent threat of a Growthful Talk has added immeasurably to my strategic arsenal at work. My basic assumption is that if nobody's bleeding or running a six degree temperature, everybody's breathing and you get to make unsupervised visits to the bathroom, it's a shabby sort of crisis. Perspective is a beautiful thing, and there's nothing like, say, thirty six hours of unmedicated labor or sitting in a bathtub full of cold water with the window open in mid-winter with an infant burning up on your tummy to give you a great big pile of perspective on, say, deadlines.
Mother's Day this Sunday is historic here because it's the first time a top congressional leader has been one of the honorees. As speaker of the House, Pelosi is also the first woman ever to come so close to the presidency, second in the constitutional line of succession. But Pelosi wants no one to forget that she started out in more traditional women's work.
"I've always taken great pride in the fact that I was a mom, that this was my life's experience and that it brought something to the table," says the California Democrat, who raised five children before entering electoral politics. "Mother's Day is probably one of the most patriotic days in America, because we're saying to moms that we respect what you have done for your children, we respect what you're doing for the country."
Pelosi's emphasis on her maternal qualities is a politically savvy move, softening her image at a time when she's leading her party in a constitutional showdown with President Bush. But it's also culturally significant.
The speaker, 67, is of a generation in which many professional women found it prudent to downplay their family commitments. At the pinnacle of her power, Pelosi has showcased hers. She took her oath of office surrounded by her six grandchildren, and, on the spur of the moment, she invited other members' children and grandchildren on hand for Congress' opening ceremonies to join her on the rostrum. "Somebody like me, as speaker of the house, has a responsibility to the younger generation of women to say: Don't think of this as a minus," Pelosi says. "This is a plus, being a mother, having an experience of raising a family."
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"When my children were small, I barely had time to wash my face," says Pelosi, whose currently elegant mien and attire have generated — to her chagrin — as much ink as her policy positions. She volunteered for the Democratic Party and became California party chair but didn't make her first run for office until her youngest child, Alexandra, was a senior in high school.
Pelosi says her children gave her the scheduling discipline it takes to be a successful politician. Meeting their demands taught her to budget her time: "I was raising them, but they were forging me."
The comments on that story, by the way, are absolute proof that there are people who will use absolutely anything as an excuse to try and start a flame war (for those of you who have never visited a Usenet parenting forum and still needed proof)
We're not all good at it, this mothering thing, but for a job you don't need credentials to get (and that some people didn't even apply for) an amazing number of us, well, belly up and do a lot of the work of holding up the sky.
So to Steve's mom and Jen's mom and your mom and my husband's and mine, thank you for doing just a little bit more than you thought you could and not telling us about all the ways you had our backs so we felt a little safer and like we had a chance against the world.
Also I am turning into you. No, it is not funny and a nice mother would not be laughing. More and more, though, I think I understand.
Happy Mother's Day.
on the blog tip, some thoughts on Mother's Day from Shakesville and If I Ran the Zoo and digby, and my all-time favorite blogpost on motherhood from Roy. Enjoy.
driftglass: "Ubik"
Ubik is
Reagan.
“Jump in the urinal And stand on your head. I’m the one that’s alive. You’re all dead.”
-- Doggerel/quote from “Ubik” by Phillip K. Dick, and also the vibe that came reeking unmistakably off of the Great GOP Reagan Salad Toss last night.
Nope, didn’t see it. Saw the clips, skimmed the transcript, so in case you were all twitchy/curious about the GOP debate, others have already parsed it thoroughly, from various facets and points-of-view.
"They stood earnestly in a row, combed, primped and prepped, as Nancy Reagan gazed up at them with courteous interest.
"But behind the hopeful candidates, a dwarfing shadow loomed, a shadow almost palpable in its power to remind Republicans of the days when men were men and the party was united. His power is only increased by his absence. But enough about Fred Thompson."
"Three of the candidates indicated that they did not believe in it.
None is a front-runner but even so there will be American scientists who will feel deeply depressed that serious politicians in 2007 can be disputing the entire thrust of modern knowledge about how the world was formed and how it, well, evolved. "
Ductile… (Adj. “Easily led or influenced: capable of being fashioned into a new form:.)
From the transcript:
(“ Starting with you, Governor, would the day that Roe v. Wade is repealed be a good day for America.
Romney: Absolutely.
Moderator: Senator?
Brownback (?): It would be a glorious day of human liberty and freedom.
Moderator: Governor?
Gilmore (?): Yes, it was wrongly decided.
Moderator: Governor?
Huckabee (?): Most certainly.
Moderator: Congressman?
Hunter (?): Yes.
Moderator: Governor?
(Unknown): Yes.”
There was excrementitial (every time Tancredo opened his hole) and funebrial (”Dubya Who?”)
Gubernatorial…
Sen. Sam Brownback, R-Kan. Former Gov. James Gilmore, R-Va. Former Mayor Rudolph Giuliani, R-N.Y.C. Former Gov. Mike Huckabee, R- Ark. Rep. Duncan Hunter, R-Calif. Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz. Rep. Ron Paul, R-Texas Former Gov. Mitt Romney, R- Mass. Rep. Tom Tancredo, R-Col. Former Gov. Tommy Thompson, R-Wis. .
Ventriloquial…(From every silken pocket of St. Ronny’s burial jammies came tiny, squeaky voices thrown from the platform yipping ‘No, I’m Reagan!’)
And yet curiously, no one chose the obvious: A science fiction overview.
So here you go.
Once upon a time there was a writer named Phillip K. Dick. Or you might know him as Horselover Fat. Anyway, he wrote lots of fine novels, many thousands of which seem to have been made into movies, which is kind of a pity, since he hacked around at the margins of success his whole life and only got rich after he shuffled off his mortal coil.
There is a lesson in there somewhere probably.
He also wrote a nifty short story called “Faith of Our Fathers” about an alien invader and/or God that passes itself off as a Mao-like dictator by saturating the food and water with hallucinogens and keeping everybody doped to the retinas every minute of every day. It was a memory collision of that story with Ubik that led to the graphic above.
Anyway, “Ubik” is one of his novels which involves a very unusual future (Or is it the present? Or the past?) dominated by some kind of aggressive entropy on steroids...and a consumer product called “Ubik’. Which can be anything. Cigarettes. Peaches. Cars. Dessert topping. Floor wax. Pomade. Liver pills. Anything.
Here may or may not be some of the advertisements for Ubik lifted from various sites:
"Friends, this is clean-up time, and we're discounting all our silent electric Ubiks by this much money. Yes, we're throwing away the bluebook. And remember: every Ubik on our lot has been used only as directed."
"Wake up to a hearty, lip-smacking bowlful of nutritious Ubik toasted flakes, the adult cereal that's more crunchy, more tasty, more ummish. Ubik breakfast cereal, the whole-bowl taste treat! Do not exceed recommended portion at any one meal."
"If money worries have you in the cellar, go visit the lady at Ubik Savings and Loan. She'll take the frets out of your debts. Suppose, for instance, you borrow fifty-nine postcreds on an interest-only loan. Let's see, that adds up to- "
“And remember: every Ubik in our lot has been used only as directed.”
“The best way to ask for beer is to sing out Ubik.”
“Your husband will say, Christ, Sally, I used to think your coffee was only so-so. But now, wow! Safe when taken as directed.”
“Remember: Ubik is only seconds away. Avoid prolonged use.”
“So try Ubik. And be loved. Warning: use only as directed. And with caution.”
“If money worries have you in the cellar, go visit the lady at Ubik Savings and Loan.”
And all the while, our protagonist -- the very confused Joe Chip -- desperately tries to figure out what in the Hell is going on.
Like the GOP, he does not know for sure what is real anymore and what is not...
[[SPOILER ALERT. Advance no further if you want to remain blissful virginal regarding certain Exciting!Plot!Points of the novel. SPOILER ALERT]]
Why are the people and things he knows aging, dying and putrefying around him at phenomenal speed?
Is it some ravaging disease?
Or is everything around him devolving through time? Is something flinging him backwards towards 1939 like a stone skipping across a pond?
Or is he trapped in a cryonic mausoleum in his own time with other half-deads just like him. Sealed into his own mind and hoving between this world and the grave while his life force is gobbled up by something unseen and unstoppable.
The cues he gets via every mass media outlet he sees, reads or hears seem to be directed at him personally, but the messages are deformed and cryptic. All he gets are the ads, and comes to understand that it is only the proper and continuous application of the omniproduct -- “Ubik” (use as directed) -- that is keeping his reality propped up.
Only Ubik keeps terrifying forces beyond his reach and comprehension safely at bay.
Joe never quite truly learns what Ubik is; only that it is the salvation of his reality, and is being offered you today only for the Low!Low! Price of...
“So if looming political annihilation and the end of your theocrat sprint towards Democracy’s end-zone is giving you the collywobbles, remember there is nothing as full of electorally refreshing, memory-wiping, pig-people-pleasing, Elmer Gantrifying, hyperpatriot yumminess as good ol’ fashioned American-made Ubik.
“Remember, Ubik/11/2001 changed everything, and you are either with Ubik or with the terrorists”*
*(Prolonged use may cause gastric distress, uncontrollable anal leakage and fascism.)
Bump in the Beltway's Melanie: "Dance Theater of Harlem"
Visual poetry
I've been thinking about this article all day. I used to be a ballet musician, working in the orchestra pit to provide the musical accompaniment to what the dancers were doing on stage. Why are there so few black dancers in the big, established companies? Some of it is just plain unthinking racism, the stuff that infects every facet of American life. But there is another piece to this story which isn't covered by this reporter.
My orchestra absolutely adored the Dance Theater of Harlem. They were our favorite company and the love went in two directions: they were the company most appreciative of the orchestra. Back in New York, they danced to recorded music, so getting a live orchestra on the road was a big treat. When it came time for bows at the end of each performance, they were generous in their recognition of the orchestra and we always applauded them vigorously. We loved their energy and the spirit (I can't find another word) that Arthur Mitchell embued in his company. The sense of unity of purpose they found on the stage managed to include us: they didn't treat us like the hired help, which most visiting companies did. There's a little sidebar here: Mr. Mitchell was always "Mr. Mitchell" both to us and the dancers. Company directors and choreographers were always referred to by their first names (or obscene nicknames) in other companies. To this day (and I've been out of the orchestra for 7 years) he is still Mr. Mitchell to me. He's an extraordinarily dignified man, the kind that makes you straighten up just by walking into a room.
The untold story in this Times story is that black female dancers don't have the kind of stereotypical bodies that get jobs with American Ballet Theater, City Ballet or the San Francisco Ballet. And this is another of the reasons we loved them. Yes, there are the Virginia Johnsons of the black ballet world, but the dancers of DTH looked like, well, women. They have boobs and hips and don't all look like the anorexic role models presented to little white girls taking ballet class. They are superb artists and atheletes and they have bodies that they are not ashamed of.
I never write about race because I'm so white bread myself that I don't have much experience outside of my own little world (and Steve, may he return soon, is my touchpoint on race) but this little corner of race I know something about.
If I had any money right now, I'd give it to the Dance Theater of Harlem to bring the company back from the brink they are on right now, and to restore some diversity to the world of ballet. Mr. Mitchell is a genius, and if he were white, he'd have no trouble raising funds.
Any man who doesnt fill it out will have to see the 1SG.
A Failure In Generalship
By Lt. Col. Paul Yingling
"You officers amuse yourselves with God knows what buffooneries and never dream in the least of serious service. This is a source of stupidity which would become most dangerous in case of a serious conflict." - Frederick the Great
For the second time in a generation, the United States faces the prospect of defeat at the hands of an insurgency. In April 1975, the U.S. fled the Republic of Vietnam, abandoning our allies to their fate at the hands of North Vietnamese communists. In 2007, Iraq's grave and deteriorating condition offers diminishing hope for an American victory and portends risk of an even wider and more destructive regional war.
These debacles are not attributable to individual failures, but rather to a crisis in an entire institution: America's general officer corps. America's generals have failed to prepare our armed forces for war and advise civilian authorities on the application of force to achieve the aims of policy. The argument that follows consists of three elements. First, generals have a responsibility to society to provide policymakers with a correct estimate of strategic probabilities. Second, America's generals in Vietnam and Iraq failed to perform this responsibility. Third, remedying the crisis in American generalship requires the intervention of Congress.
The Responsibilities of Generalship
Armies do not fight wars; nations fight wars. War is not a military activity conducted by soldiers, but rather a social activity that involves entire nations. Prussian military theorist Carl von Clausewitz noted that passion, probability and policy each play their role in war. Any understanding of war that ignores one of these elements is fundamentally flawed.
The passion of the people is necessary to endure the sacrifices inherent in war. Regardless of the system of government, the people supply the blood and treasure required to prosecute war. The statesman must stir these passions to a level commensurate with the popular sacrifices required. When the ends of policy are small, the statesman can prosecute a conflict without asking the public for great sacrifice. Global conflicts such as World War II require the full mobilization of entire societies to provide the men and materiel necessary for the successful prosecution of war. The greatest error the statesman can make is to commit his nation to a great conflict without mobilizing popular passions to a level commensurate with the stakes of the conflict.
Popular passions are necessary for the successful prosecution of war, but cannot be sufficient. To prevail, generals must provide policymakers and the public with a correct estimation of strategic probabilities. The general is responsible for estimating the likelihood of success in applying force to achieve the aims of policy. The general describes both the means necessary for the successful prosecution of war and the ways in which the nation will employ those means. If the policymaker desires ends for which the means he provides are insufficient, the general is responsible for advising the statesman of this incongruence. The statesman must then scale back the ends of policy or mobilize popular passions to provide greater means. If the general remains silent while the statesman commits a nation to war with insufficient means, he shares culpability for the results.
However much it is influenced by passion and probability, war is ultimately an instrument of policy and its conduct is the responsibility of policymakers. War is a social activity undertaken on behalf of the nation; Augustine counsels us that the only purpose of war is to achieve a better peace. The choice of making war to achieve a better peace is inherently a value judgment in which the statesman must decide those interests and beliefs worth killing and dying for. The military man is no better qualified than the common citizen to make such judgments. He must therefore confine his input to his area of expertise — the estimation of strategic probabilities.
The correct estimation of strategic possibilities can be further subdivided into the preparation for war and the conduct of war. Preparation for war consists in the raising, arming, equipping and training of forces. The conduct of war consists of both planning for the use of those forces and directing those forces in operations.
To prepare forces for war, the general must visualize the conditions of future combat. To raise military forces properly, the general must visualize the quality and quantity of forces needed in the next war. To arm and equip military forces properly, the general must visualize the materiel requirements of future engagements. To train military forces properly, the general must visualize the human demands on future battlefields, and replicate those conditions in peacetime exercises. Of course, not even the most skilled general can visualize precisely how future wars will be fought. According to British military historian and soldier Sir Michael Howard, "In structuring and preparing an army for war, you can be clear that you will not get it precisely right, but the important thing is not to be too far wrong, so that you can put it right quickly."
The most tragic error a general can make is to assume without much reflection that wars of the future will look much like wars of the past. Following World War I, French generals committed this error, assuming that the next war would involve static battles dominated by firepower and fixed fortifications. Throughout the interwar years, French generals raised, equipped, armed and trained the French military to fight the last war. In stark contrast, German generals spent the interwar years attempting to break the stalemate created by firepower and fortifications. They developed a new form of war — the blitzkrieg — that integrated mobility, firepower and decentralized tactics. The German Army did not get this new form of warfare precisely right. After the 1939 conquest of Poland, the German Army undertook a critical self-examination of its operations. However, German generals did not get it too far wrong either, and in less than a year had adapted their tactics for the invasion of France.
After visualizing the conditions of future combat, the general is responsible for explaining to civilian policymakers the demands of future combat and the risks entailed in failing to meet those demands. Civilian policymakers have neither the expertise nor the inclination to think deeply about strategic probabilities in the distant future. Policymakers, especially elected representatives, face powerful incentives to focus on near-term challenges that are of immediate concern to the public. Generating military capability is the labor of decades. If the general waits until the public and its elected representatives are immediately concerned with national security threats before finding his voice, he has waited too long. The general who speaks too loudly of preparing for war while the nation is at peace places at risk his position and status. However, the general who speaks too softly places at risk the security of his country.
Failing to visualize future battlefields represents a lapse in professional competence, but seeing those fields clearly and saying nothing is an even more serious lapse in professional character. Moral courage is often inversely proportional to popularity and this observation in nowhere more true than in the profession of arms. The history of military innovation is littered with the truncated careers of reformers who saw gathering threats clearly and advocated change boldly. A military professional must possess both the physical courage to face the hazards of battle and the moral courage to withstand the barbs of public scorn. On and off the battlefield, courage is the first characteristic of generalship.
Failures of Generalship in Vietnam
America's defeat in Vietnam is the most egregious failure in the history of American arms. America's general officer corps refused to prepare the Army to fight unconventional wars, despite ample indications that such preparations were in order. Having failed to prepare for such wars, America's generals sent our forces into battle without a coherent plan for victory. Unprepared for war and lacking a coherent strategy, America lost the war and the lives of more than 58,000 service members.
Following World War II, there were ample indicators that America's enemies would turn to insurgency to negate our advantages in firepower and mobility. The French experiences in Indochina and Algeria offered object lessons to Western armies facing unconventional foes. These lessons were not lost on the more astute members of America's political class. In 1961, President Kennedy warned of "another type of war, new in its intensity, ancient in its origin — war by guerrillas, subversives, insurgents, assassins, war by ambush instead of by combat, by infiltration instead of aggression, seeking victory by evading and exhausting the enemy instead of engaging him." In response to these threats, Kennedy undertook a comprehensive program to prepare America's armed forces for counterinsurgency.
Despite the experience of their allies and the urging of their president, America's generals failed to prepare their forces for counterinsurgency. Army Chief of Staff Gen. George Decker assured his young president, "Any good soldier can handle guerrillas." Despite Kennedy's guidance to the contrary, the Army viewed the conflict in Vietnam in conventional terms. As late as 1964, Gen. Earle Wheeler, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, stated flatly that "the essence of the problem in Vietnam is military." While the Army made minor organizational adjustments at the urging of the president, the generals clung to what Andrew Krepinevich has called "the Army concept," a vision of warfare focused on the destruction of the enemy's forces.
Having failed to visualize accurately the conditions of combat in Vietnam, America's generals prosecuted the war in conventional terms. The U.S. military embarked on a graduated attrition strategy intended to compel North Vietnam to accept a negotiated peace. The U.S. undertook modest efforts at innovation in Vietnam. Civil Operations and Revolutionary Development Support (CORDS), spearheaded by the State Department's "Blowtorch" Bob Kromer, was a serious effort to address the political and economic causes of the insurgency. The Marine Corps' Combined Action Program (CAP) was an innovative approach to population security. However, these efforts are best described as too little, too late. Innovations such as CORDS and CAP never received the resources necessary to make a large-scale difference. The U.S. military grudgingly accepted these innovations late in the war, after the American public's commitment to the conflict began to wane.
America's generals not only failed to develop a strategy for victory in Vietnam, but also remained largely silent while the strategy developed by civilian politicians led to defeat. As H.R. McMaster noted in "Dereliction of Duty," the Joint Chiefs of Staff were divided by service parochialism and failed to develop a unified and coherent recommendation to the president for prosecuting the war to a successful conclusion. Army Chief of Staff Harold K. Johnson estimated in 1965 that victory would require as many as 700,000 troops for up to five years. Commandant of the Marine Corps Wallace Greene made a similar estimate on troop levels. As President Johnson incrementally escalated the war, neither man made his views known to the president or Congress. President Johnson made a concerted effort to conceal the costs and consequences of Vietnam from the public, but such duplicity required the passive consent of America's generals.
Having participated in the deception of the American people during the war, the Army chose after the war to deceive itself. In "Learning to Eat Soup With a Knife," John Nagl argued that instead of learning from defeat, the Army after Vietnam focused its energies on the kind of wars it knew how to win — high-technology conventional wars. An essential contribution to this strategy of denial was the publication of "On Strategy: A Critical Analysis of the Vietnam War," by Col. Harry Summers. Summers, a faculty member of the U.S. Army War College, argued that the Army had erred by not focusing enough on conventional warfare in Vietnam, a lesson the Army was happy to hear. Despite having been recently defeated by an insurgency, the Army slashed training and resources devoted to counterinsurgency.
By the early 1990s, the Army's focus on conventional war-fighting appeared to have been vindicated. During the 1980s, the U.S. military benefited from the largest peacetime military buildup in the nation's history. High-technology equipment dramatically increased the mobility and lethality of our ground forces. The Army's National Training Center honed the Army's conventional war-fighting skills to a razor's edge. The fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989 signaled the demise of the Soviet Union and the futility of direct confrontation with the U.S. Despite the fact the U.S. supported insurgencies in Afghanistan, Nicaragua and Angola to hasten the Soviet Union's demise, the U.S. military gave little thought to counterinsurgency throughout the 1990s. America's generals assumed without much reflection that the wars of the future would look much like the wars of the past — state-on-state conflicts against conventional forces. America's swift defeat of the Iraqi Army, the world's fourth-largest, in 1991 seemed to confirm the wisdom of the U.S. military's post-Vietnam reforms. But the military learned the wrong lessons from Operation Desert Storm. It continued to prepare for the last war, while its future enemies prepared for a new kind of war.
Failures of Generalship in Iraq
America's generals have repeated the mistakes of Vietnam in Iraq. First, throughout the 1990s our generals failed to envision the conditions of future combat and prepare their forces accordingly. Second, America's generals failed to estimate correctly both the means and the ways necessary to achieve the aims of policy prior to beginning the war in Iraq. Finally, America's generals did not provide Congress and the public with an accurate assessment of the conflict in Iraq.
Despite paying lip service to "transformation" throughout the 1990s, America's armed forces failed to change in significant ways after the end of the 1991 Persian Gulf War. In "The Sling and the Stone," T.X. Hammes argues that the Defense Department's transformation strategy focuses almost exclusively on high-technology conventional wars. The doctrine, organizations, equipment and training of the U.S. military confirm this observation. The armed forces fought the global war on terrorism for the first five years with a counterinsurgency doctrine last revised in the Reagan administration. Despite engaging in numerous stability operations throughout the 1990s, the armed forces did little to bolster their capabilities for civic reconstruction and security force development. Procurement priorities during the 1990s followed the Cold War model, with significant funding devoted to new fighter aircraft and artillery systems. The most commonly used tactical scenarios in both schools and training centers replicated high-intensity interstate conflict. At the dawn of the 21st century, the U.S. is fighting brutal, adaptive insurgencies in Afghanistan and Iraq, while our armed forces have spent the preceding decade having done little to prepare for such conflicts.
Having spent a decade preparing to fight the wrong war, America's generals then miscalculated both the means and ways necessary to succeed in Iraq. The most fundamental military miscalculation in Iraq has been the failure to commit sufficient forces to provide security to Iraq's population. U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) estimated in its 1998 war plan that 380,000 troops would be necessary for an invasion of Iraq. Using operations in Bosnia and Kosovo as a model for predicting troop requirements, one Army study estimated a need for 470,000 troops. Alone among America's generals, Army Chief of Staff General Eric Shinseki publicly stated that "several hundred thousand soldiers" would be necessary to stabilize post-Saddam Iraq. Prior to the war, President Bush promised to give field commanders everything necessary for victory. Privately, many senior general officers both active and retired expressed serious misgivings about the insufficiency of forces for Iraq. These leaders would later express their concerns in tell-all books such as "Fiasco" and "Cobra II." However, when the U.S. went to war in Iraq with less than half the strength required to win, these leaders did not make their objections public.
Given the lack of troop strength, not even the most brilliant general could have devised the ways necessary to stabilize post-Saddam Iraq. However, inept planning for postwar Iraq took the crisis caused by a lack of troops and quickly transformed it into a debacle. In 1997, the U.S. Central Command exercise "Desert Crossing" demonstrated that many postwar stabilization tasks would fall to the military. The other branches of the U.S. government lacked sufficient capability to do such work on the scale required in Iraq. Despite these results, CENTCOM accepted the assumption that the State Department would administer postwar Iraq. The military never explained to the president the magnitude of the challenges inherent in stabilizing postwar Iraq.
After failing to visualize the conditions of combat in Iraq, America's generals failed to adapt to the demands of counterinsurgency. Counterinsurgency theory prescribes providing continuous security to the population. However, for most of the war American forces in Iraq have been concentrated on large forward-operating bases, isolated from the Iraqi people and focused on capturing or killing insurgents. Counterinsurgency theory requires strengthening the capability of host-nation institutions to provide security and other essential services to the population. America's generals treated efforts to create transition teams to develop local security forces and provincial reconstruction teams to improve essential services as afterthoughts, never providing the quantity or quality of personnel necessary for success.
After going into Iraq with too few troops and no coherent plan for postwar stabilization, America's general officer corps did not accurately portray the intensity of the insurgency to the American public. The Iraq Study Group concluded that "there is significant underreporting of the violence in Iraq." The ISG noted that "on one day in July 2006 there were 93 attacks or significant acts of violence reported. Yet a careful review of the reports for that single day brought to light 1,100 acts of violence. Good policy is difficult to make when information is systematically collected in a way that minimizes its discrepancy with policy goals." Population security is the most important measure of effectiveness in counterinsurgency. For more than three years, America's generals continued to insist that the U.S. was making progress in Iraq. However, for Iraqi civilians, each year from 2003 onward was more deadly than the one preceding it. For reasons that are not yet clear, America's general officer corps underestimated the strength of the enemy, overestimated the capabilities of Iraq's government and security forces and failed to provide Congress with an accurate assessment of security conditions in Iraq. Moreover, America's generals have not explained clearly the larger strategic risks of committing so large a portion of the nation's deployable land power to a single theater of operations.
The intellectual and moral failures common to America's general officer corps in Vietnam and Iraq constitute a crisis in American generalship. Any explanation that fixes culpability on individuals is insufficient. No one leader, civilian or military, caused failure in Vietnam or Iraq. Different military and civilian leaders in the two conflicts produced similar results. In both conflicts, the general officer corps designed to advise policymakers, prepare forces and conduct operations failed to perform its intended functions. To understand how the U.S. could face defeat at the hands of a weaker insurgent enemy for the second time in a generation, we must look at the structural influences that produce our general officer corps.
The Generals We Need
The most insightful examination of failed generalship comes from J.F.C. Fuller's "Generalship: Its Diseases and Their Cure." Fuller was a British major general who saw action in the first attempts at armored warfare in World War I. He found three common characteristics in great generals — courage, creative intelligence and physical fitness.
The need for intelligent, creative and courageous general officers is self-evident. An understanding of the larger aspects of war is essential to great generalship. However, a survey of Army three- and four-star generals shows that only 25 percent hold advanced degrees from civilian institutions in the social sciences or humanities. Counterinsurgency theory holds that proficiency in foreign languages is essential to success, yet only one in four of the Army's senior generals speaks another language. While the physical courage of America's generals is not in doubt, there is less certainty regarding their moral courage. In almost surreal language, professional military men blame their recent lack of candor on the intimidating management style of their civilian masters. Now that the public is immediately concerned with the crisis in Iraq, some of our generals are finding their voices. They may have waited too long.
Neither the executive branch nor the services themselves are likely to remedy the shortcomings in America's general officer corps. Indeed, the tendency of the executive branch to seek out mild-mannered team players to serve as senior generals is part of the problem. The services themselves are equally to blame. The system that produces our generals does little to reward creativity and moral courage. Officers rise to flag rank by following remarkably similar career patterns. Senior generals, both active and retired, are the most important figures in determining an officer's potential for flag rank. The views of subordinates and peers play no role in an officer's advancement; to move up he must only please his superiors. In a system in which senior officers select for promotion those like themselves, there are powerful incentives for conformity. It is unreasonable to expect that an officer who spends 25 years conforming to institutional expectations will emerge as an innovator in his late forties.
If America desires creative intelligence and moral courage in its general officer corps, it must create a system that rewards these qualities. Congress can create such incentives by exercising its proper oversight function in three areas. First, Congress must change the system for selecting general officers. Second, oversight committees must apply increased scrutiny over generating the necessary means and pursuing appropriate ways for applying America's military power. Third, the Senate must hold accountable through its confirmation powers those officers who fail to achieve the aims of policy at an acceptable cost in blood and treasure.
To improve the creative intelligence of our generals, Congress must change the officer promotion system in ways that reward adaptation and intellectual achievement. Congress should require the armed services to implement 360-degree evaluations for field-grade and flag officers. Junior officers and noncommissioned officers are often the first to adapt because they bear the brunt of failed tactics most directly. They are also less wed to organizational norms and less influenced by organizational taboos. Junior leaders have valuable insights regarding the effectiveness of their leaders, but the current promotion system excludes these judgments. Incorporating subordinate and peer reviews into promotion decisions for senior leaders would produce officers more willing to adapt to changing circumstances, and less likely to conform to outmoded practices.
Congress should also modify the officer promotion system in ways that reward intellectual achievement. The Senate should examine the education and professional writing of nominees for three- and four-star billets as part of the confirmation process. The Senate would never confirm to the Supreme Court a nominee who had neither been to law school nor written legal opinions. However, it routinely confirms four-star generals who possess neither graduate education in the social sciences or humanities nor the capability to speak a foreign language. Senior general officers must have a vision of what future conflicts will look like and what capabilities the U.S. requires to prevail in those conflicts. They must possess the capability to understand and interact with foreign cultures. A solid record of intellectual achievement and fluency in foreign languages are effective indicators of an officer's potential for senior leadership.
To reward moral courage in our general officers, Congress must ask hard questions about the means and ways for war as part of its oversight responsibility. Some of the answers will be shocking, which is perhaps why Congress has not asked and the generals have not told. Congress must ask for a candid assessment of the money and manpower required over the next generation to prevail in the Long War. The money required to prevail may place fiscal constraints on popular domestic priorities. The quantity and quality of manpower required may call into question the viability of the all-volunteer military. Congress must re-examine the allocation of existing resources, and demand that procurement priorities reflect the most likely threats we will face. Congress must be equally rigorous in ensuring that the ways of war contribute to conflict termination consistent with the aims of national policy. If our operations produce more enemies than they defeat, no amount of force is sufficient to prevail. Current oversight efforts have proved inadequate, allowing the executive branch, the services and lobbyists to present information that is sometimes incomplete, inaccurate or self-serving. Exercising adequate oversight will require members of Congress to develop the expertise necessary to ask the right questions and display the courage to follow the truth wherever it leads them.
Finally, Congress must enhance accountability by exercising its little-used authority to confirm the retired rank of general officers. By law, Congress must confirm an officer who retires at three- or four-star rank. In the past this requirement has been pro forma in all but a few cases. A general who presides over a massive human rights scandal or a substantial deterioration in security ought to be retired at a lower rank than one who serves with distinction. A general who fails to provide Congress with an accurate and candid assessment of strategic probabilities ought to suffer the same penalty. As matters stand now, a private who loses a rifle suffers far greater consequences than a general who loses a war. By exercising its powers to confirm the retired ranks of general officers, Congress can restore accountability among senior military leaders.
Mortal Danger
This article began with Frederick the Great's admonition to his officers to focus their energies on the larger aspects of war. The Prussian monarch's innovations had made his army the terror of Europe, but he knew that his adversaries were learning and adapting. Frederick feared that his generals would master his system of war without thinking deeply about the ever-changing nature of war, and in doing so would place Prussia's security at risk. These fears would prove prophetic. At the Battle of Valmy in 1792, Frederick's successors were checked by France's ragtag citizen army. In the fourteen years that followed, Prussia's generals assumed without much reflection that the wars of the future would look much like those of the past. In 1806, the Prussian Army marched lockstep into defeat and disaster at the hands of Napoleon at Jena. Frederick's prophecy had come to pass; Prussia became a French vassal.
Iraq is America's Valmy. America's generals have been checked by a form of war that they did not prepare for and do not understand. They spent the years following the 1991 Gulf War mastering a system of war without thinking deeply about the ever changing nature of war. They marched into Iraq having assumed without much reflection that the wars of the future would look much like the wars of the past. Those few who saw clearly our vulnerability to insurgent tactics said and did little to prepare for these dangers. As at Valmy, this one debacle, however humiliating, will not in itself signal national disaster. The hour is late, but not too late to prepare for the challenges of the Long War. We still have time to select as our generals those who possess the intelligence to visualize future conflicts and the moral courage to advise civilian policymakers on the preparations needed for our security. The power and the responsibility to identify such generals lie with the U.S. Congress. If Congress does not act, our Jena awaits us.
Jen: "The Next Incarnation of Nigerian cash scams"
How appropriate
---Jen
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There have been a number of recent articles and blog posts over the last several months detailing a wide variety of opinions about the progression of events over the last decade, and how that progression has resulted in the current state of affairs. Specifically, these various recountings have tried to explain how the blogosphere and the political Liberal/Progressive/Left have coalesced into what appears to be the beginnings of a strong, loud and effective force for political change.
Jonathan Chait, in his article in The New Republic Chait, TNR, spends a lot of time discussing “The Netroots,” the blogs, DailyKos and the rise of a vocal “progressive” movement. Chait suggests that these developments are rooted in the election of 2000 and puts forward the opinion that the motivating force that drove so many to online organizing and commenting was the feeling among many across the centrist/liberal/progressive/leftist spectrum that the election was stolen, that the Democratic leadership was lacking in spine, and refused to fight back.
Prior to Chait’s article, there was an extended and wide-ranging series of debates that took place across the blogosphere over the use, meaning, utility and impact of “The Netroots.” The arguments were long, passionate, and well researched and written, on all sides, and I strongly urge readers to take a few hours and read the various exchanges (again). The comments attached to these arguments were equally informative and interesting, and are worth a read as well.
Here are the links to the main components of the argument:
I think that there is some truth in what Chait suggests (even though the bulk of his article is, in my opinion, very much off the mark, and indicative of the same tin ear demonstrated by so many in the supposed liberal pundit class). However, like much of what is written in The New Republic and other opinion/discussion outlets on the “liberal” side of the political spectrum, the analysis is shallow, the history is vague, and the connections between events are poorly made. He’s really reaching for the most convenient…and most easily dismissed…explanation for the changing political landscape. I cannot help but think that the reason why Chait, and so many others like him, so often make such a reach is for the purposes of dismissal: If the explanation is easy and the motivations shallow, then the “movement” can be dismissed (as it so often is) as childish, immature, and not worthy of serious attention other than to figure out how to shut it down.
There are many arguments to be had about and lessons learned from the history of the Old and New Left, from the conflicts and synergies between progressive movements and populist movements, from the centuries-old conflict between the Reformists and the Revolutionaries (to put my own spin on this topic), and about the rise of the blogs and their utility and impact on modern politics. These topics deserve far more weighty consideration than the myopic, dishonest, and (apparently intentionally) shallow arguments put forward by Chait. Perhaps the best place to have that conversation is on the blogs themselves, and perhaps Chait should have read through those conversations before he wrote his piece.
The political problem of the Bush administration is grave, possibly beyond the point of rescue. The opinion polls are savagely decisive on the Iraq question. About 60 percent of Americans wish the war ended — wish at least a timetable for orderly withdrawal. What is going on in Congress is in the nature of accompaniment. The vote in Congress is simply another salient in the war against war in Iraq. Republican forces, with a couple of exceptions, held fast against the Democrats’ attempt to force Bush out of Iraq even if it required fiddling with the Constitution. President Bush will of course veto the bill, but its impact is critically important in the consolidation of public opinion. It can now accurately be said that the legislature, which writes the people’s laws, opposes the war.
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But beyond affirming executive supremacy in matters of war, what is George Bush going to do? It is simply untrue that we are making decisive progress in Iraq. The indicators rise and fall from day to day, week to week, month to month. In South Vietnam there was an organized enemy. There is clearly organization in the strikes by the terrorists against our forces and against the civil government in Iraq, but whereas in Vietnam we had Hanoi as the operative headquarters of the enemy, we have no equivalent of that in Iraq, and that is a matter of paralyzing importance. All those bombings, explosions, assassinations: we are driven to believe that they are, so to speak, spontaneous.
From Jen: I was watching the local Fox affiliate tonite and their reporting on this story went like this: "Six men were arrested in a plot to attack soldiers at Fort Dix - three were here illegally and all six were from the Yugoslavian Middle East."
So apparently the spread of Islam to parts of Yugoslavia now makes that region part of the Middle East - at least, to Fox newswriters.
Six people have been arrested in a plot to fire grenades and kill scores of soldiers at a New Jersey Army installation, the United States attorney’s office in New Jersey said at a news conference today. Four of them were born in the former Yugoslavia, one was born in Turkey and one in Jordan, said a spokesman for the office, Greg Reinert.
“Allegedly they wanted to kill as many of the soldiers at Fort Dix as they could,” Mr. Reinert said.
A criminal complaint filed in United States District Court on Monday, said one of the defendants, Dritan Duka, conspired with four others “to kill officers and employees of agencies in the executive branch” of the government. It said that Mr. Duka, who was also known by other names, carried out several actions from Jan. 3, 2006, to about May 7 this year in Camden, Burlington and Monmouth counties in New Jersey, including firearms training, collecting weapons and viewing terrorist training videos.
The six men planned to purchase rocket-propelled grenade launchers then use them to fire at Humvees at Fort Dix and “light the whole place up,” Chris Christie, the United States attorney in New Jersey, said today. The men had apparently looked at a number of military installations in the Northeast but decided on Fort Dix because they thought it would allow them to kill the greatest number of soldiers and to make a clean escape, officials said.
One of the men had also gained access to the grounds of the base as a pizza delivery man and claimed to be familiar with the layout, Mr. Christie said.
Iraqi Vice President Al-Hashimi threatens pull out
Demanding the disarming of Shiite Militias and various revisions to the constitution, Sunni Arab VP Tariq Al-Hashimi today threaten to leave the government. The Sunni Arab have 58 seats, adding together with the 32 Sadrists, the government will not stand.
They are also demanding Iraqi unity. They will not allow a Kurdish state (vis a vis the Biden/Gleb plan) or the proposed 3 state Iraq break up. Not good stuff. Juan Cole has more
SITREP
The insurgents, more than a year ago, shifted their focus from killing US troops to primarily killing each other. Although they are content with picking off 5 or 10 of our people every day they look to book their big numbers, 20 or 30 a day, from their countrymen. The green zone is under constant mortar fire, with all personnel ordered to wear flak vests when outside of any building or bunker. This supposed, safe harbor for Iraqi governmental officials, U.S. troops, State Department officials, and mercenaries has also sustained its first suicide bomb, probably from a bomb smuggled by its constituent parts. Its worth mentioning, as Larry Johnson former CIA official correctly pointed out, the suicide attack that destroyed that bridge in Baghdad wasn't a suicide attack but a tactical target. That doesn't bode very well when thinking about logistics, movement operations or say rapid withdrawal.
We brought Kurdish Peshmerga in to help police Baghdad during the surge. Forgetting how bizarre that it, it seems the local usa commanders are aware that the Iraqis are so infiltrated they cant be trusted. I saw a report of Iraqi police begging for ammo at a checkpoint because they had none. That wasn't a mistake, I figure. We have also stopped major training operations, realizing that the Iraqis would never stand up so we could stand down.
Let's recall the plan from 2005 which was to 'clear, hold, and rebuild key cities, 2006 - transition to Iraqi forces and start leaving in 2007. None of which worked. So we are trying again, except instead of hiding out in massive bases and driving like a bat out of hell through the neighborhoods to get back to the huge flat panel tvs and hot chow, we are building small outposts which even though they are in the neighborhoods, are set back from the public, armed with rocket launchers to destroy any truck bombs and hopefully avoiding any Beirut barracks copycats. Petraeus has said "If you want to protect the population, you've got to live with it", he has made these outposts vital to the counterinsurgency effort. Except these are bunkers, hardship duty stations, requiring constant vigilance, with troops just sleeping when they are not on duty. Attacks on these smaller outposts have become commonplace, and they are being attacked "every couple of days". The much touted high-tech biometrics that have been given out in order to help identify insurgents, a key factor in reducing violence, are not tied to any central database.
The U.S. is trying to rely on an advisory system, pairing up people with Iraqis to help with leadership. Something that should have happened 4 years ago and seems ridiculous now, not to mention dangerous given the level of infiltration. No matter, it wont be effective because the advisers have not been placed yet. The advisor teams will be "chosen this summer". Presumably when they somehow get more troops from somewhere who are well trained to do the job.
Additionally, the Ministry of the Interior is completely dysfunctional. Responsible for running the police force and ensuring the security of Iraq, “25% of the personnel” in the Ministry are corrupt or working for the insurgents. U.S. commanders repeatedly have asked that the ministry be replaced or rebuilt. 5 years in and we are still having to provide leadership and advice to Iraqi troops and commanders.
It seems the commanders on the ground are sincerely trying to fight this war, with the extra help of more troops through this current surge, and yes, popular perception is much more valuable than a company of Rangers but painting fake rosy pictures in the US press is not the answer. The U.S. lack of intelligence on the ground is a massive failure of command. Without being able to trust a big portion of the Iraqi government itself, and not trusting the local cops, the U.S. outposts are virtually blind to any threat and much not able to understand the neighborhoods they live in.
The few translators which are still in Iraq, are unable to appear in public or reveal their identities without being killed. How can they be used effectively? The assassination and intimidation strategy the insurgents have conducted has been very successful.
The frustration you hear from commanders about the U.S. press is just frustration with the fact that they don't seem to be getting anywhere and are looking around for someone to blame. Sadly any counter insurgency person can tell you that 5 years of occupation, screw ups, Abu gharib's, Haditha’s, and Fallujah’s, and the general dislike and contempt for the locals, has doomed this war long before they tried this one last Hail Mary.
People would have you believe that writing about the war truthfully is 'hurting the war effort' or 'helping the enemy' but the Iraqis' perception is put together by what they see everyday and you cant hide the truth. In the same way that even though the republicans control a number of media message outlets and have silenced and hamstrung the U.S. attorneys, the public can understand that the war is lost, Bush sucks, and the republican leadership are a bunch of crooks. People ain't that stupid especially when their lives depend on it.
With the initiative in the insurgents hands, no intelligence capability, and having lost most, if not all, of the Iraqi popular perception and a vast insurgent infiltration of the Iraqi infrastructure, the result of this surge is predictable. Another win for the inviolate rules of counter insurgency warfare.
Matthew: "Mr. T Says Get Some Nuts"
I know Steve is a soccer fan, and probably detests divers as much as Mr. T does in this ad.
History will be unkind to Alan Greenspan. He inflated the dotcom bubble, he inflated the housing bubble, and he sat on the commission that "fixed" social security, and then spent his time trying to destroy it.
This disciple of Ayn Rand has directed the most powerful monopoly on earth for many years, the Federal Reserve, and he has driven the US and the world economies over a cliff of arbitrage.
Since late 2003, on a message board founded by former Netslaves refugees, I have been discussing the position of the dollar with regard to the world's 2nd reserve currency, the Euro, and its consequences on the US economy.
My thesis, staked out in the middle of the housing boom, was that unsustainably low interest rates were driving house prices to unreasonable levels, because people buy on monthly payment, not price, and the emergence of downward pressure on the dollar from the Euro would cause a drop in the US dollar, a spike in interest rates, a collapse in the housing market, runaway inflation, and an extremely severe recession. The threat to the Dollar from the Euro is very straight forward. It is the only viable alternative reserve currency to the dollar.
What is a reserve currency?
A reserve, or anchor, currency is, to quote Wiki, "A currency which is held in significant quantities by many governments and institutions as part of their foreign exchange reserves." It's where governments, transnational corporations, and NGOs "park" their money for when they need it.
Since the end of the second world war, the USD has been THE reserve currency for the world. This has meant that billions of dollars a year, and trillions of dollars over this period, have flowed into the United States as a result, and are invested in government bonds, equities, and other investments.
Through the laws of supply and demand, this has the effect of increasing the value of the dollar, increasing the value of investments, and driving down interest rates in the United states.
Since the creation of the Euro, it has emerged as a viable alternative reserve currency, because the Euro zone is big enough, and diverse enough to provide a many options that are demanded of a reserve currency.
WASHINGTON - Top members of President Bush's national security team are leaving in one of the earliest waves of departures from a second-term administration — nearly two years before Bush's term ends.
As rancor in the nation rises over handling of the war in Iraq, at least 20 senior aides have either retired or resigned from important posts at the White House, Pentagon and State Department in the past six months.
Some have left for lucrative positions in the private sector. Some have gone to academic or charitable institutions. The latest was Deputy National Security Adviser J.D. Crouch, who spoke favorably of Bush's policies as he announced he was leaving last week.
Turnover is normal as an administration nears its end, but "this is a high number," said Paul Light, a professor of public service at New York University and an expert on government.
"You would expect to see vacancies arise as things wind down, but it's about six months early for this kind of a mass exodus," he said.
One reason may be that Vice President Dick Cheney will not run to succeed Bush in 2008, setting the stage for wholesale changes at all levels of government no matter who wins the election. Also, several of the departures were not voluntary.
Then just this month, Randall Tobias, director of the U.S. Agency for International Development who held a rank equivalent to deputy secretary of state, resigned after being linked to a Washington call girl scandal.
Some officials, however, speaking only privately, say some people may be leaving to avoid being associated with the increasingly unpopular Iraq conflict.
WASHINGTON (May 7) - An odd-looking Canadian coin with a bright red flower was the culprit behind the U.S. Defense Department's false espionage warning earlier this year, The Associated Press has learned.
The odd-looking - but harmless - "poppy coin" was so unfamiliar to suspicious U.S. Army contractors traveling in Canada that they filed confidential espionage accounts about them. The worried contractors described the coins as "anomalous" and "filled with something man-made that looked like nano-technology," according to once-classified U.S. government reports and e-mails obtained by the AP.
The silver-colored 25-cent piece features the red image of a poppy - Canada's flower of remembrance - inlaid over a maple leaf. The unorthodox quarter is identical to the coins pictured and described as suspicious in the contractors' accounts.
The supposed nano-technology actually was a conventional protective coating the Royal Canadian Mint applied to prevent the poppy's red color from rubbing off. The mint produced nearly 30 million such quarters in 2004 commemorating Canada's 117,000 war dead.
"It did not appear to be electronic (analog) in nature or have a power source," wrote one U.S. contractor, who discovered the coin in the cup holder of a rental car. "Under high power microscope, it appeared to be complex consisting of several layers of clear, but different material, with a wire like mesh suspended on top."
The confidential accounts led to a sensational warning from the Defense Security Service, an agency of the Defense Department, that mysterious coins with radio frequency transmitters were found planted on U.S. contractors with classified security clearances on at least three separate occasions between October 2005 and January 2006 as the contractors traveled through Canada.
Home movies from a weekend in Paris and related dreamscapes
I was in a cab screeeaaaamming down 7th Ave, the Nigerian cabbie blowing by skyscrapers and long blocks of Manhattan, the globally-warmed wind streaming thru my back seat window as the Big Apple passed by, circa December Twenty Ought Six. The fresh air and adrenaline were waking me after a flight from Pittsburgh on a late Sunday night. I’d enjoyed fast cab rides in NYC before, but man, this mofo was racing to beat the Flats, talking on his cellular while the transmitter coughed out Two customers at Penn Central!, the radio blaring world rap. I sat back and enjoyed a rocket ride through the island of blurred hi-rises, tossed sideways as the cabbie slalomed through still busy traffic.
My hotel was in the deep dark vortex of the Wall Street district, and I was there to meet an extraordinary and lovely colleague on an investment research project. After checking in, I learned there were few restaurants still open, the entire south island emptying out on Fridays for the weekend. I walked to the Fulton Street market, chilled by the night air on the waterfront, only to find the last eatery closing; luckily the maitre ‘d pointed me to the Paris Café, just down the street on South. As I ducked into the Paris, a worn brick joint settled into a corner in a warehouse district since 1873, I saw a plaque listing Gertrude Stein, Jack Reed, Teddy Roosevelt and others who had bellied to the bar. Funky place. The barman pulled a Guinness and served a sesame-crusted tuna dish, which I murdered, and the hot fare capped the night. I sludged back to the hotel and slept hard.
We had a break in the work schedule the next day, so I hoofed it over to the World Trade Center construction site. It’s so colossal, that gaping hole, and it’s all still a little overwhelming, and I found myself drawn to the tranquil park along the Hudson River just a couple blocks away. Finding a bench, I stared at the sun setting on the river, not far from the Statute of Liberty out on the harbor, the tranquility of the sky and orange clouds and the rippling currents of the river a contrast to the catastrophe still within a sightline.
I was booked on a red-eye to Brussels and eventually Paris after our business the next day and I kept thinking about that statute, a gift from France, standing for liberty and escape from oppression, welcoming millions to these shores. My great ancestor General Mad Anthony Wayne, a brigadier general under Washington (and another trouble-maker in the family), fought side-by-side with General Lafayette in the revolution. They fought their last time together at Yorktown, the French fleet having sealed escape and dooming Cornwallis.
And as I sat there I had a hunch that the workers in those looming WTC twin towers must have had a flawless view of the statute, and I can imagine it a highlight of their working day. Then came the disaster and the incomprehensible paranoid miasma that followed the buildup to the wars and our “cakewalk” into Iraq. Then the absurd attacks on the French (freedom fries) and the Dixie Chicks and anybody else with half a fucking brain who questioned the wisdom of the war or America’s quick-draw Caudillo from Crawford. The short-lived international sympathy-fest for the Americans came to a quick end.
Just a few days before, I had been on a business trip to Washington and had the pleasure of spending some time with one of my best friend’s son and his wife and kid, in a neighborhood south of the capital. I knew Wright’s dad when we both lived in my hometown of Augusta, Georgia. Billy Bryan, who went 6’6”, was a reporter in the early ‘70s covering civil rights, local corruption scandals and a burgeoning anti-war rebellion of long-haired kudzu rabble-rousers that included moi. He covered our rallies and demos, and joined in early southern environmental causes and campaigns to kick the Maddox-Wallace Democrats out to pasture.
Billy and Patricia, his lovely wife, and a sardonic Southern intellectual, hid me out when I was in trouble back then in their charming house in Augusta, a sanctuary surrounded by pines and azaleas and a white picket fence, tucked safely away up on the hill, originally the old money part of town. My runaway teenaged girlfriend and I used to baby-sit young Wright at the time, pleasant evenings listening to Billy and Pat’s awesome record collection, new south artists like JJ Cale and Jesse Winchester and blues and folks musicians on compilations from the Smithsonian. After I left Georgia, Billy and Pat moved to the Keys, buying a fixer-upper conch house, and later, after divorce, he re-settled in Atlanta.
Billy died suddenly last year after the holidays, a blow. He was like a big brother. He was 65 and had just retired from the book-selling business, and he and I had been talking about doing a writing project together. I was stunned by the news, and it was Wright who called me after finding my message to pick up the freakin’ phone and call me on Billy’s answering machine, the machine half-buried by books, photographs, conservation magazines, scraps of newspaper articles, and other mementos of a life of words and pictures, in that musty cluttered house on Peachtree.
Wright and his wife and I laughed over dinner about big Bill and his awkward ways. Billy’s face had been disfigured when he was young due to a gas explosion, though it had less effect on his outgoing ways than I would have figured. I asked again about the Bryan family, which included a Georgia U.S. Senator and governor and Atlanta Mayor. Billy’s father William Wright Bryan had been editor of the Atlanta Journal when it was a beacon for civil rights in the south, and later the Cleveland Plain Dealer. I remembered listening to the family’s ancient radio wires of Billy’s dad from WWII, recorded after William Sr. flew in a military plane carrying the first wave of paratroopers who jumped behind the lines at Normandy. Bryan reported on the air and sea invasion from London just after Churchill and Ike’s official radio broadcast to the allies. He later rode with the Free French as they tooled into Paris, missing a shot at the first radio broadcast from the liberation when another reporter beat him to it. After dinner, I bid goodnight and after the weekend was in New York.
So anyway, back in Gotham, that late Tuesday, I boarded a jumbo jet to Europe, having taken a sleeping pill with hopes of rest. Three Belgian women staked out and jumped into empty middle seats, evidently getting to sleep early and wisely while I fuddled with magazines and books and my laptop and the funky dinner serving of wet worm spooge and cardboard at midnight and the 3 AM movie (The DiVinci Code), catching glimpses of Tom Hanks and Amelie running through the Louvre.
It all seemed to come down to this, those last few days of the year: Paris was calling. I was looking forward to eventually seeing the City of Lights and the Left Bank, my first trip. I nodded off finally in my window seat, waking around five AM to search the horizon, straining to see the lights of Paris, or the light from Europe. Maybe it was just the sun-rising somewhere far off to the east, perhaps as far off as the deserts of the Euphrates where buzz-cut teen soldiers from Allentown and El Paso and Americus were bunkered down in a sad, pointless war, but I swore I could see something off the coast. I swore I could see the winter lights of Paris and the Champs d'Elysees. And then I’d nod off again, the black ocean far below, sometimes dreaming about a girl back in the ‘Burgh, a sweet girl from a second-generation Italian family, who signed off email messages with a meow, making me feel lightheaded, my latest muse.
The plane landed at 7, the daybreak taking its time, the girls in the middle well-rested as they woke up, hair mussed but ready to go. I was a wreck but managed to find a train into Brussels Central Gare, then a cab to my hotel just south of city core, whence I crashed. I was staying in a neighborhood off Avenue Louise, a pleasant tree-lined promenade near the meeting place. My room was on the top floor right next to the sauna, a great place to land given the mix of jet lag and alcohol abuse while there.
Later that day, I hopped a trolley and got in a great walk that first afternoon past the statutes of King Leopold I, the market and squares of the old town, past 11th century baroque palaces and ancient temples at the Grand Place. Served in booths on the cobblestone streets of the cold alleys--fresh hot waffles w/whipped cream melt in mouth, with hot mulled cider, mmmmmm. The cappuccino at the internet café close to the hotel was better than anything I found later in Paris, coffee to die for.
I enjoyed the two days of international union meetings which included progressive activists from four continents and people connected to the Euro government and OECD. The Euro unions are so sophisticated, and it was a struggle to keep up with the headphones and translators in my sleep-deprived state. It was gratifying to see pension investment activism spread around the globe, a field of play I had played a small part cheerleading.
We Americanos found ourselves apologizing for a lot of things this trip, starting with the crack dealing mega-hedge funds from Wall Street invading Europe. Then there’s the ascension of Paul Wolfowitz, the failed neo-con war planner, to head dog of the World Bank. As if spreading interminable wars and ghastly TV shows (including a French-dubbed marathon of La Petite Maison